THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT LETTER. PLZ ADVISE.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

DEAR CAPTAIN JACK,

I wish you to answer these questions in the order in which they appear.

1. Why did I wake up still in a suit under my blanket cocoon this morning with a screaming hangover?

2. Why don't I remember large portions of last night after we left the pub?

3. Why is Max wearing a top hat?

Comments

[ask_arealdoctor]

You need to ring Rhys right away! We need food and a cake! And champagne and makings for bloody Marys!

[gwen_e_cooper]

I did ring him.

He can't do anything. He's laughing too hard.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

IT'S NOT FUNNY

[gwen_e_cooper]

Oh, come on.

It's hilarious. You'll be laughing about this tomorrow.

Or later. You have the rest of your life to laugh about it. Every time you glance at your ring finger in fact. For the rest of your life!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Gwen, I know you have a very sympathetic imagination, so put yourself in my place for a moment.

Yes, I thought that would stop you laughing.

[ask_arealdoctor]

You're right, it's not funny. It's HILARIOUS.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

ARGH.