General Support Log: Week 7

[ask_aboutcoffee]

General Support Log
v. 1, week 7

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[ask_captainjack]

A diagram for snogs!?

I don't even follow the diagram for corpse disposal!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Yes, I know.

[oh_doask]

What's there to diagram?

[ask_captainjack]

That's how I feel about it too.

[oh_doask]

Are you sure you made him your wife?

That is so sad. :-(

[ask_captainjack]

It happened and it was glorious!

I felt as happy as I did the day I escaped that 5 year time loop!

[gwen_e_cooper]

What is allowed!

Like... you're not allowed to ever, ever kiss me after that time you tried to kill me with your lipgloss.

So you would be in the Venn diagram circle that is not touching mine.

[ask_captainjack]

All the circles touch, Gwen. That's why I like Venn diagrams so much.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Shhh. I'm cheering Ianto up. He likes making diagrams. Listen. He's whistling that Coldplay song about ruling the world.

[oh_doask]

Aww I love it when your circle jumps into mine when you think no-one is watching, though, Gwen

[gwen_e_cooper]

...and then your anti-hallucination drugs kick in!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

For corpse disposal? What ISN'T there to diagram? Whether it needs to be dumped or destroyed or preserved, and if destroyed whether by fire or burial or acid, and if preserved whether it should be autopsied, and if autopsied which individuals should get the report. Also whether the body is relevant to an ongoing case, whether it is a friend and colleague that John Hart helped to get killed, what should be done with their personal effects/family members...

It's a big job, disposing of corpses!

[oh_doask]

Wait LOL you mean the ones I killed I shouldn't just dump in the Bay?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

....no.

You should let me know they are dead so I can dispose of them properly.

[ask_captainjack]

If there are bits bigger than a breadbox those have to go to Ianto in case we use them for something.

Mush can go into the Bay.

It's simple! Stop "losing" your corpse-sizing breadbox. Torchwood is not made out of breadboxes.

[oh_doask]

I'm good then!

Would hate to have Ianto's I DISAPPROVE scrawled over my file (again). I'M A MODEL EMPLOYEE! NOTE THE CHEEKBONES!