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ask_aboutcoffee

Hub Sweet Hub

May 14, 2009 14:57

ALL RIGHT, HE'S HOME, STOP PACING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

The flu turned out to be nothing at all. Unfortunately the veterinarians did notice that part of Max's issues stemmed from him being, well, an intact male beagle. In a totally unplanned and surprising move, they gave him the snip.

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his name is max

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ask_arealdoctor May 14 2009, 23:30:49 UTC

YOU. ME. SHOWER ROOM. NOW.

I am going to scrub you head to toe, inside and out. YES I MEAN THAT.

ask_aboutcoffee May 14 2009, 23:31:17 UTC

You realise that's not going to do anything for Jack's concerns about you and Hart...you know.

ask_arealdoctor May 14 2009, 23:32:35 UTC

SOD. OFF. IANTO.

ask_aboutcoffee May 14 2009, 23:33:32 UTC

I'm trying to help! MY GOD!

oh_doask May 14 2009, 23:33:33 UTC

Where do I stand?

NEVERMIND! WE ARE SKIPPING STEPS.

SCORE!

ask_captainjack May 14 2009, 23:35:33 UTC

THAT WOMAN'S VAGINA BELONGS TO TEAM TORCHWOOD, HART. YOU ARE NOT TO TOUCH IT!

I don't care what she touches on you.

oh_doask May 14 2009, 23:37:54 UTC

Shit, she isn't planning to fuck me just to get back at you, right?

Who is that, Oedipus?

ask_captainjack May 14 2009, 23:40:19 UTC

Like you wouldn't be thinking of me anyway! You'd both be thinking of me! Don't fuck while thinking of me! It's not right (for me!)

ask_arealdoctor May 14 2009, 23:43:24 UTC

Do you really care?

oh_doask May 14 2009, 23:44:55 UTC

You're not supposed to only want sex!

What did you eat? Are you possessed?

inquireof_liz May 15 2009, 16:44:02 UTC

Excellent commanding voice dear. Never let him forget who runs the kingdom household.

Use him dear. That's what he's there for.

Liz

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