Hub Sweet Hub

[ask_aboutcoffee]

ALL RIGHT, HE'S HOME, STOP PACING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

The flu turned out to be nothing at all. Unfortunately the veterinarians did notice that part of Max's issues stemmed from him being, well, an intact male beagle. In a totally unplanned and surprising move, they gave him the snip.

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[ask_arealdoctor]

I KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR MY OWN SODDING UTERUS!

[ask_captainjack]

I DON'T KNOW MARTHA. YOU AND HART ARE ON STEP FIVE!

[ask_arealdoctor]

IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHAT STEP WE'RE ON! I WILL FUCK JOHN HART IF I BLOODY WELL WANT TO!

oh my god...

[ask_captainjack]

OH MY GOD!

[ask_captainjack]

Is this rebellion? Are you rebelling against your respected father figure (ME)?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS MARTHA. I'll let you go to the barn dance with him!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Oh my GOD.

[ask_arealdoctor]

OH MY GOD!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Oh. My god.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Oh God oh God oh God...

[ask_aboutcoffee]

My god!

[ask_captainjack]

IANTO WHY AREN'T YOU MANAGING THIS SITUATION!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I'M GENERAL SUPPORT! I SUPPORT, I DON'T MANAGE! YOU MANAGE, YOU'RE MANAGEMENT!

[ask_captainjack]

OH MY GOD

I AM MANAGEMENT

I FAILED TO MANAGE THIS SHIT

MARTHA YOU HAVE TO LISTEN CAREFULLY

TURN OVER CONTROL OF YOUR VAGINA TO ME, YOUR CAPTAIN

[ask_arealdoctor]

YOU... I... HE...

I AM GOING VERY FAR AWAY NOW. LAPLAND SOUNDS LOVELY THIS TIME OF YEAR.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I could kill him and make it look like an accident. I don't want you to go to Lapland!

[ask_arealdoctor]

I ... like reindeers?