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ask_aboutcoffee

Hub Sweet Hub

May 14, 2009 14:57

ALL RIGHT, HE'S HOME, STOP PACING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

The flu turned out to be nothing at all. Unfortunately the veterinarians did notice that part of Max's issues stemmed from him being, well, an intact male beagle. In a totally unplanned and surprising move, they gave him the snip.

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oh_doask May 14 2009, 14:22:25 UTC

They'll grow back, right? RIGHT?

ask_arealdoctor May 14 2009, 14:26:41 UTC

I'm afraid they won't. But he'll be just fine, don't worry.

oh_doask May 14 2009, 14:29:33 UTC

They stole his soul. :-(

ask_arealdoctor May 14 2009, 14:33:01 UTC

Nonsense. At least this way you won't have to piss all over the Hub to keep Max from marking the place first. That's good news, isn't it?

oh_doask May 14 2009, 14:38:50 UTC

They stole his soul!

ask_arealdoctor May 14 2009, 14:45:55 UTC

Fine. Yes. He is now Demon-Max and will try to eat your brains. Whereupon he will starve to death.

oh_doask May 14 2009, 14:48:26 UTC

You'll see!

Ianto thought he was evil before?! WAIT AND FUCKING SEE, MARTHA!

I know what he is going through :-(

ask_arealdoctor May 14 2009, 14:49:48 UTC

You do? And just when were your bollocks cut off, pray tell?

oh_doask May 14 2009, 14:52:56 UTC

51st, 32nd, 16th (such a pain), 41th, 41th, 41th, 52nd.

ask_arealdoctor May 14 2009, 14:57:43 UTC

I see. And just for future reference medical curiosity, how long did they take to grow back?

ask_captainjack May 14 2009, 15:14:44 UTC

In the 16th the cycle just reset at the end of the 2-weeks and he was fine. He's a whinger, Martha!

ask_arealdoctor May 14 2009, 15:24:54 UTC

Well, that does put a different perspective on what might need to be done if necessity ever calls for it. I feel a lot better about performing a procedure that can be reversed!

oh_doask May 14 2009, 15:31:42 UTC

That's not Step Five!

Why don't you like me anymore, Martha?! Why did I do? You don't know yet that I marked

Anyway!

You didn't even do First Aid Torchwood Style yesterday! I COULD BE DEAD!

ask_arealdoctor May 14 2009, 15:41:05 UTC

Oh honey, I would never do that to you unless absolutely necessary, and only now that I know it's reversible! Why else did you think I asked about how long it took you to recover?

I am very fond of you, but only Jack can perform CPR "Torchwood style." And you've been in quite the snit since I asked you to help me clean --

Wait, what? Just WHERE did you mark?

oh_doask May 14 2009, 16:16:20 UTC

I'm not telling you.

ask_arealdoctor May 14 2009, 16:25:20 UTC

Oh, still in a snit then. I see. It seems you're the one who doesn't like me, not the other way around!

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