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Canine Flu

May 13, 2009 13:01

I often bring Max up to keep me company while I muck out Myfanwy's nest, since he helps tidy away any little scraps of offal that she may have missed. It keeps her occupied if she has something other than me to play with while I'm putting down new straw and sprinkling some grit for her ( Read more... )

his name is max

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HOW DO I SLEEP? by Captain Jack Harkness ask_captainjack May 14 2009, 01:45:11 UTC

I've been upset. When I'm upset I call Jesse McCartney and ask him if he can help me write a song to suit my mood.

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Re: HOW DO I SLEEP? by Captain Jack Harkness ask_aboutcoffee May 14 2009, 01:56:17 UTC

Sometimes, Jack, you create something so....unusual and astounding that it brings a tear to the eye.

On the other hand, he's coming home tomorrow so stop fretting and pacing and writing "filk" and in the name of all we hold dear sit down before I go insane.

Re: HOW DO I SLEEP? by Captain Jack Harkness ask_captainjack May 14 2009, 02:08:26 UTC

YOU SLEEP IANTO.

You'll be clear-headed tomorrow morning to make me a stack of pancakes and drive us over there.

I've got to pace around the office since Hart pissed in my moping corner!

Re: HOW DO I SLEEP? by Captain Jack Harkness ask_arealdoctor May 14 2009, 02:22:31 UTC

Oh my God, is that boy 12 years old?

Your moping corner is perfectly clean. John helped me mop up. You can come by and mope any time you like. :)

Re: HOW DO I SLEEP? by Captain Jack Harkness ask_captainjack May 14 2009, 02:34:22 UTC

HE WRITES BITCHIN' SONGS FOR A 12 YEAR OLD.

When I get tired of pacing on this level I'll head down to the medbay for a mope.

Re: HOW DO I SLEEP? by Captain Jack Harkness inquireof_liz May 14 2009, 02:39:06 UTC

Lovely song. It reminds me of the one you wrote when we wrecked your favorite car during the war.

Ally says not to worry. She's called down and been assured that Theresa is fine, though the vet seems to think his name is Max.

Re: HOW DO I SLEEP? by Captain Jack Harkness ask_captainjack May 14 2009, 02:46:40 UTC

THEY HAVE THE WRONG NAME ON HIS FORMS!?

HOW CAN I TRUST THEY WON'T FUCK UP HIS CARE?

WHAT IF THEY GIVE HIM THE WRONG DOSAGE OF MORPHINE!?

WHAT IF THEY WRITE DOWN THE WRONG BONE TYPE? HE'S TYPE O BONE!

Re: HOW DO I SLEEP? by Captain Jack Harkness ask_aboutcoffee May 14 2009, 02:51:39 UTC

You and bone types, honestly.

I told them his name was Max, because his name is Max. They are taking perfectly good care of him, especially after you threatened to shoot them in the collective face if he died.

Re: HOW DO I SLEEP? by Captain Jack Harkness ask_captainjack May 14 2009, 02:57:05 UTC

I also carefully explained that I would shoot them in the face if he came back crippled or blind or if they tried to go to the dog store and replace him with a dog PAINTED to look like him...There are a lot of ways this could go down.

Re: HOW DO I SLEEP? by Captain Jack Harkness ask_aboutcoffee May 14 2009, 03:07:32 UTC

They're reputable licenced veterinarians, Jack! They go to just as much medical school as people doctors. They're not going to give us a painted model of Max.

Or a crocheted one, I heard you hollering about that too.

Re: HOW DO I SLEEP? by Captain Jack Harkness ask_captainjack May 14 2009, 03:15:08 UTC

If anyone replaced my beagle with one made from yarn, I'd notice. It would probably be the first thing I noticed!

If those bastards at HAPPY SUNSHINE ANIMAL CLINIC even consider it they'd better think twice.

Re: HOW DO I SLEEP? by Captain Jack Harkness gwen_e_cooper May 14 2009, 03:25:34 UTC

Boo, I've taken pity on you.

You can go through my purse.

There are two pressies in there for you.

Re: HOW DO I SLEEP? by Captain Jack Harkness ask_captainjack May 14 2009, 03:37:21 UTC

I

FUCKING

LOVE

ALIEN AND FINGERS

Want to help me work through this tray?

PS: How many crumpled tissues do you have in this purse? Throw them out Gwen! I dumped them out on the coffee table, let's go through your junk. This mascara is definitely expired. How does it look on me? Can you tell I've been crying?

Re: HOW DO I SLEEP? by Captain Jack Harkness gwen_e_cooper May 14 2009, 03:41:59 UTC

Yes, don't share mascara! You won't die (duh) but you don't want an infection in your baby blues, yes?

You look a little weepy. I'd put cucumber slices on your peepers but then you can't watch Alien. :o(

Let me poke some holes in the middles?

We'll watch Alien and LOL at the SFX and nom Fingers, k?

Re: HOW DO I SLEEP? by Captain Jack Harkness ask_captainjack May 14 2009, 03:47:38 UTC

I just stamped this plan APPROVED!

I mean that I indicated to Ianto that he should go get the stamp and stamp the approval.

Re: HOW DO I SLEEP? by Captain Jack Harkness ask_aboutcoffee May 14 2009, 03:49:36 UTC

Can't stamp, busy sleeping.

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