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Happy Birthday Queen Elizabeth Please Don't Read This

Apr 20, 2009 18:11

Bugger bugger bugger!

GWEN. RHYS. I need festive Welsh dishes and fairy cakes! Rhys, I know you can do amazing things with snacks. I'm on my knees and not in the fun way!

HART, drag yourself in and bathe. I will hose you down if I must and you won't enjoy it as much as it sounds like you will ( Read more... )

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oh_doask April 21 2009, 12:54:34 UTC

I'M UP FOR PONY PLAY, IANTO!

AM WAY UP FOR THAT WITH LIZZY!

ask_aboutcoffee April 21 2009, 13:02:01 UTC

A PONY

NOT PONY PLAY

OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU ROLLED IN.

Showers. Now. I'll frogmarch you there if I have to.

oh_doask April 21 2009, 13:03:43 UTC

I CAN BE HER PONY!

I'm not really tripping anymore. Sad little earth pills but

I'LL BE YOUR PONY, LIZZY!

ask_aboutcoffee April 21 2009, 13:07:00 UTC

Well you will at least not SMELL like one.

I've put out a fresh shirt for you too, and shined your boots. I'll decontaminate myself later.

oh_doask April 21 2009, 13:09:19 UTC

Join me in the shower, Ianto, you look sweaty and flushed!

ask_aboutcoffee April 21 2009, 13:13:24 UTC

You just make sure you wash behind your ears, I'll have my own in a bit.

That's not your ears, Hart.

gwen_e_cooper April 21 2009, 15:28:01 UTC

O GOD WHY DID I LOOK?

ask_aboutcoffee April 21 2009, 16:24:34 UTC

It's good we're already pretty traumatised by this job. Really when you think about it, Hart's a drop in the bucket.

1_mad_squirrel April 21 2009, 16:19:56 UTC

Oh damn, Martha, are you sure you torched all the ecstasy?

ask_aboutcoffee April 21 2009, 16:25:33 UTC

I haven't taken any MDMA. For god's sake, the Queen is coming!

1_mad_squirrel April 21 2009, 18:14:16 UTC

Not you, Hart. All that stuff about wanting to play pony with HM. And you looking all sweaty. Was he extra touchy-feely? Sucking on a pacifier perhaps?

gwen_e_cooper April 21 2009, 18:23:47 UTC

Nope, but he was waving a glow-stick earlier.

If he turns up a baby-doll dress, I'm calling Andy to bring the wagon 'round.

1_mad_squirrel April 21 2009, 18:27:01 UTC

If he turns up a baby-doll dress, I'm calling Andy to bring the wagon 'round.

I don't know whether to scrub my mind's eye out with bleach or ask if I can buy tickets.

ask_aboutcoffee April 21 2009, 19:22:26 UTC

I'm more worried he'll show up in a saddle.

oh_doask April 21 2009, 19:32:00 UTC

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ask_aboutcoffee April 21 2009, 19:33:17 UTC

Maybe the MDMA would at least make you pliant enough to wear a shirt.

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