Happy Birthday Queen Elizabeth Please Don't Read This

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Bugger bugger bugger!

GWEN. RHYS. I need festive Welsh dishes and fairy cakes! Rhys, I know you can do amazing things with snacks. I'm on my knees and not in the fun way!

HART, drag yourself in and bathe. I will hose you down if I must and you won't enjoy it as much as it sounds like you will

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Maybe the MDMA would at least make you pliant enough to wear a shirt.

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Only if you wear the boots, love.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

That would involve significant bribery even from Jack. From you it would involve a miracle of Christlike proportions.