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ask_aboutcoffee

Not sad or single. Well, not single.

Apr 19, 2009 20:29

I am not pathetic ( Read more... )

tosh was very focused, problems i have, jack harkness has nice teeth

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Re: AW SHIT! ask_aboutcoffee April 20 2009, 03:21:58 UTC

That was very thoughtful of you, Jack! I'm sure Hart will appreciate soap pre-wrapped for his convenience.

Now, the really important question:

What did you bring Max?

Re: AW SHIT! ask_captainjack April 20 2009, 03:35:30 UTC

Theresa is getting something he has wanted for a VERY LONG TIME.

And Dubai had enough copper piping and engineers to make this happen.

ROTISSERIE !!!

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Re: AW SHIT! gwen_e_cooper April 20 2009, 03:38:58 UTC

Myfanwy is going to LOVE THAT ROTISSERIE SMELL.

(Don't let her see you put birds in it. Maybe we can rotate a ham for her.)

Re: AW SHIT! ask_aboutcoffee April 20 2009, 03:41:01 UTC

Or it could be an effective deterrent. "If you're naughty, you're going on the rotisserie!"

Re: AW SHIT! ask_captainjack April 20 2009, 03:43:13 UTC

Hey I even know where you can get a ham. You tell the guy at Sainsbury's that you want a ham and he will give you all the pink chunks you need! We should just get a regular ham order into the Hub like we do with the milk and lube deliveries.

Re: AW SHIT! gwen_e_cooper April 20 2009, 04:02:54 UTC

Rhys can make hams!

He puts pineapples on and cherries, and fastens it with toothpicks!

Then he glazes it with... something. I don't even know, but Easter dinner was delicious.

Re: AW SHIT! ask_aboutcoffee April 20 2009, 03:42:01 UTC

Max has his front paws on the keyboard and his tiny nose pressed against the screen. His tail may be wagging.

I'm having to remind myself very hard that he's evil.

Re: AW SHIT! ask_captainjack April 20 2009, 03:46:41 UTC

HA HA HA! Theresa honey don't eat the screen. It's a computer for doing calculations!!!! It's not food!!!

We need to see how long it takes Ianto to read the instructions on this Rotisserie kit before we can start roasting.

Tomorrow I'll assist by taking a sledgehammer to the brick wall and smashing us out a space!

Re: AW SHIT! ask_aboutcoffee April 20 2009, 03:49:42 UTC

Don't smash the dragon! It's bad luck. Put it next to his mouth. Wait, no, that's taunting it. Put it behind him.

It's a...very big rotisserie, isn't it.

There's a lot of "connect flange K to strut B using Washer XQ72" in my future, I feel.

Re: AW SHIT! ask_captainjack April 20 2009, 03:53:29 UTC

I'd never smash the dragon, I love that thing! We'll put it next to the dragon.

The instructions are in German! I only speak the languages of love so that's why you're in charge of putting this thing together.

I'll encourage you with comments about how hot your ass looks when you're all frustrated and bent over the copper piping.

Re: AW SHIT! ask_aboutcoffee April 20 2009, 03:58:33 UTC

Ich spreche ein wenig Deutsch. Ich weiß, wie die Frage, wo das Bier!

Re: AW SHIT! ask_captainjack April 20 2009, 04:07:09 UTC

Memories! Rommel was always spreching about ein Bier too.

No more German in the Hub. I'm almost losing my hard-on.

Re: AW SHIT! ask_aboutcoffee April 20 2009, 04:20:27 UTC

No, non questo! Guarda, ho praticare il mio italiano.

Re: AW SHIT! 51stcenturyfox April 20 2009, 04:44:41 UTC

Ora che è sexy! Sono impressionato!

Ianto, il mio maggiordomo caldo, try this one on your Capitano:

"Fottimi se mi sbaglio, ma vuoi venire a letto con me, no?"

Re: AW MERDA ask_aboutcoffee April 20 2009, 04:47:45 UTC

That's very demure, for Italy! My phrasebook says I should use "Io ti legherò al testata e farti urlare."

Re: AW MERDA 51stcenturyfox April 20 2009, 04:50:56 UTC

You could go two ways here, Ianto.

Poetic:

Tu, tu che sei diverso
Almeno tu nell'Universo
Un punto sei che non ruota mai intorno a me
Un sole che splende per me soltanto
Come un diamante in mezzo al cuore

Or literal:

Le mie mutande sono commestibili.

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