Not sad or single. Well, not single.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I am not pathetic

Comments

[ask_captainjack]

DID I! You're a hard woman to shop for. You have such terrible taste in tops! You're hard to read. Fortunately I'm amazing at shopping.

I took your photo to a master parfumeur and explained that I wanted something for "THIS SEXTACULAR WOMAN. I'm not sleeping with her though." They did you a custom scent!

I explained to them how you like peanut butter and Il Divo, and compassion. And that your husband drives trucks so the smells at your place are probably what master parfumeurs would call: "diverse" or "disgusting".

It comes in a little vial with your name embossed on the side. They spelled it GEWN. I thought that was hilarious so I didn't ask them to change it. That's okay right?

[gwen_e_cooper]

YES! GEWN! That's sort of funny, like when there's a misspelling in a first edition or a headline reads "DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN" or whatever.

What does Il Divo smell like? I can't WAIT to slather this on!

You don't like my tops?

BTW, my flat smells like Glade Wisp lavender and good cooking. Don't be mean.

[neifile7]

Gwen, your red top CONQUERS THE WORLD. Don't listen to him.

[oh_doask]

Listen to Neifile and wear it often, Gwen!

[gwen_e_cooper]

Um, okay.

I'll wear it. But not because you like it, Tart.