Mysterious Sheep Poo Disappearance
We've been robbed!
Sometime last night a very clever criminal disabled the CCTV on the Secret Loading Dock, loaded up all the remaining talents of sheep poo, and made off with them. He or she left us a ream of sheep poo paper, as if to mock us.
Either that or the Poo Paper Elves came and made it all into paper for us. After all, one man could never do this all in a single night! He'd have to have gravity clamps and access to a Harwood's Haulage truck and a burning desire to rid the Hub of sheep poo.
Must have been elves. Gnomes, maybe?
Anyway, I've made the theft report. Now I'm off for a long shower.
Sometime last night a very clever criminal disabled the CCTV on the Secret Loading Dock, loaded up all the remaining talents of sheep poo, and made off with them. He or she left us a ream of sheep poo paper, as if to mock us.
Either that or the Poo Paper Elves came and made it all into paper for us. After all, one man could never do this all in a single night! He'd have to have gravity clamps and access to a Harwood's Haulage truck and a burning desire to rid the Hub of sheep poo.
Must have been elves. Gnomes, maybe?
Anyway, I've made the theft report. Now I'm off for a long shower.