Check-In Post

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Hart, I know reception in the park is a little patchy so it's best if we communicate by text. Because remember, you can't think words at your mobile and expect me to hear them

Comments

[ask_captainjack]

Hart, listen carefully, bring me back some sheep poo. I've just learned you can make paper from it. I'm going to need 40 maybe 50 talents of sheep poo. TALENTS, NOT BUSHELS, Hart. I've had it with your shoddy understanding of measurements.

[ask_captainjack]

There may be a slight risk of explosion, but a slight risk of sheep poo paper for me makes it worth it!

Torchwood has got to run the numbers: The good of the many (People who will get to enjoy my sheep poo paper) vs. the good of the few (Cardiff).

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Cardiff gets blown up all the time, we're practically used to it by now. If it doesn't, people wonder what's wrong.

[1_mad_squirrel]

It's not like you can do anything dangerous with fertilizer.

* boggles *

[teaboyfan]

Oh honey, did you even have to ask? All the cold-nose kisses in the world wouldn't make up for that.

[ask_captainjack]

My cold-nose kisses are pretty spectacular, Teaboyfan. I'm just saying.