Check-In Post

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Hart, I know reception in the park is a little patchy so it's best if we communicate by text. Because remember, you can't think words at your mobile and expect me to hear them

Comments

[gwen_e_cooper]

We have no secrets, Boo.

See, I stole "Boo". I don't even know what that means. Boo! Scared you!

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[ask_captainjack]

You don't have to steal it, Boo.
Consider it a gift to you.
Just like I will likely do,
with paper made from sheepie poo.

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[ask_aboutcoffee]

I regret to have to share the news
I am not going to parboil poo
But if I get some cash from you
I can go buy some paper that is not made of sheep excrement but I'm sure you'll find a decent substitu

(te).

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[ask_captainjack]

We'll hire out to parboil poo
Andy has nothing to do
Rhys would surely help out too
You'd be 'heading up' the crew!

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[ask_aboutcoffee]

No. (Pronounced: Nuuu.)

[gwen_e_cooper]

You don't have to worry, Boe
Technology is on the go
Simple livin' like Thoreau
Paperless office, doncha know?
Damn.

Sippin' bordeaux.

Shawty got low, low, low, low...

Someone, please stop me.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

It's like a gift. Or maybe a curse. I can't tell. I'm looking at it like this: o.O

[ask_captainjack]

How do you get your right eye to bug out in such a cute way?

Every time I try it I just come across as devastatingly sexy.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

It's all in the eyebrows. Yours are too symmetrical, I expect.

[ask_captainjack]

You're right! It's not easy having a perfect face.