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[asitcouldbe]

Are there any doctors here who specialize in infectious diseases?

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[madwashu]

Infectious disease? No, I can't say that I do normally. What seems to be the problem?

[asitcouldbe]

There's a little girl who's been staying in one of the quarantine rooms, Zoe. She thinks she has a deadly disease from her world, and I'd like to try to test for it.

[madwashu]

Now that does pose a challenge. How do you propose we test for it? You have to keep in mind that not all of us are from the same world so what could be a deadly disease in one world could easily be another world's version of the common cold.

However, I'm sure we can put our heads together and figure out a way to test for this disease and determine whether she has it or not.

[asitcouldbe]

According to her, the doctors on her world test for it by injecting the person's blood into something that's already dead.

[video]

[tawifik_athleet]

I'm not a dawk-tor, but I play one on tee-vee.

Nurse! I need tree-hundred CCs on bacon on 'dis man's wounds, STATUS!

[quick jumps to the side, talking female voice]

Oh no, doctor! It's almost too late! What do we do!?

[hops back, resumes masculine]

LIVE DARN YOU! Bzzzzt! ...Tha-thump. Tha-thump.

[hops over again]

Oh you saved him! Yur my hero, Dr. McSwoony!

Re: [video]

[asitcouldbe]

[ahaha she's laughing; she thinks he's cute]

[audio]

[shut_up_near]

Something going around?

Re: [audio]

[asitcouldbe]

Not at all. Don't worry about it.

[audio]

[shut_up_near]

Not terribly convincing, when you're asking around for an infectious disease specialist.

Re: [audio]

[asitcouldbe]

It's for one person who may not even have anything wrong with her, and she's being isolated just in case.

[cozmic_travel]

I'm assuming this is about one of the new patients?

[asitcouldbe]

She's not exactly new, but yes.

[cozmic_travel]

If I had a sample to work off of, I could probably formulate a more proper treatment...

[asitcouldbe]

A blood sample?