today was a Jonah day

[asimplechord]

Today I

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[harriet_vane]

Your gym experience is my gym experience. Bah.

[asimplechord]

Why can't my body just magically stay the same size and shape, no matter what I eat or how little I exercise? :(

[why_me_why_not]

getting older is better than the alternative! unless you're a vampire or something, I guess.

Tell me about someone being handcuffed together? (I swear, reading your yagyas email and emailing you mine is on my list of things to do tonight! I'm just playing LJ catchup right now while I harvest my mom's crops on farmville, lol.)

[asimplechord]

For all that Ray jokes about kinky shit, the first time he and Brad are handcuffed to each other, there is no sex involved, just violence. And don't get him wrong, Ray takes a certain amount of joy in a good bar brawl. But he'd prefer that the next one he and the rest of Bravo Two get caught up in doesn't end with an evening in the pokey before being ROR'd. He tries to talk their arresting office, a former Marine himself, out of his extra pair of handcuffs and the keys, but Brad calls him a degenerate moron and points out that they live six blocks from a sex shop, and they'll pass it on their way home.

ETA: Also, I lifted weights again tonight. I am so out of shape. SO. OUT. OF. SHAPE.

[why_me_why_not]

Ray is my favorite, lol.

Boo for being out of shape! (though I am totally, totally out of shape. like, if there was a zombie apocalypse, someone might as well just shoot me b/c I'd never keep up.)