Comments | asimplechord: I am WAY too easily entertained

asimplechord

I am WAY too easily entertained

Aug 01, 2007 14:34

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asimplechord August 1 2007, 20:59:44 UTC

I mean, we could still buy it for our SOs, I suppose. But how exactly do you introduce that into conversation without causing all sorts of ego problems?

"Honey, there's something I want you to do for me..."

mimiheart August 1 2007, 21:30:07 UTC

May I interest you in http://www.spamusement.com ?

There's also a spam subject line museum somewhere, but I don't have the address on this computer, and I'm too lazy to look it up.

asimplechord August 2 2007, 13:30:05 UTC

Those are awesome! Thanks for the link. :)

angela_snape August 1 2007, 23:55:11 UTC

those are hilarious! definitely, 'love tool' needs to be in a fic. Hmm.... Snape/Kingsley/Love Tool? *snort*

asimplechord August 2 2007, 13:27:55 UTC

Can you imagine Snape's reaction to hearing the phrase "love tool"? That eyebrow? And his scathing wit? *laughs*

angela_snape August 2 2007, 13:36:23 UTC

It would be very entertaining...

* * *

"Severus, come to bed, my love tool burns for you."

With an arched eyebrow, Severus turned to Kingsley. "I think I have a potion for that. I shall return."

* * *

Yeah, that's why I'm mainly a reader, and not a writer...

scotrid August 2 2007, 01:23:46 UTC

I'm starting to think they ONLY send those to women (well, they would be more likely to notice the need), since my mom gets them and I don't. But I can't believe the ad I hear on the radio all the time: "Male enhancement in 3 to 5 seconds? Is it possible?" And I'm thinking, "Is it desirable?? It sounds like it would have to hurt."

asimplechord August 2 2007, 13:29:38 UTC

3 to 5 seconds? That does not sound pleasant.

Then again, I always wonder about the ads with the disclaimer that if erections last longer than 3 to 5 hours after taking the enhancement, you should see a doctor. Um, 3 to 5 hours?