alright guys, i had an epiphany on new years eve. as usual i was under the influence of drugs and alcohol and i realized that my sanity has completely slipped away. like seriously dude, my head is fucked. since about three days ago, ive been hearing voices out of nowhere. like today i heard one that just said "ben". i have no idea why, but the fact ( Read more... )

so this weekend was pretty rad. i got to see my lauren and then i got really drunk and hooked up with three girls. pimp. oh and today i asked two of my coworkers out. ashley on saturday, danielle on sunday. pimp.

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pretty much guys, i get payed to hit on girls all day. how fuckin sweet is that shit? and also, theyre already talking about a manager position for me, after only 4 fucking days. my new goal for this year is to bang all of my female coworkers. hhaha i rock.

the everytime i die show was 16 fucking dollars.. that i didnt pay. but i feel bad for the people that did pay for that shit. the only bands that were worth seeing were the chariot, red chord, and etit. i missed red chord and chariot only played like 3 songs but everytime i die was awesome. i saw alot of people i havent seen in a while and had a ( Read more... )

today was pretty awesome. i got a job at fuckin hollister which is fuckin sweet. no more painting lines and scraping up roadkill... yeah dude, my job sucked. so yeah, everyone come see me, its the one at southpark. and lauren if you ever stop being mad at me for a reason that i am not aware of, im pretty sure i can get you a job. anyways, i also ( Read more... )

ive been really depressed for a while now because of some shit that happened a while ago, but now shit is starting to fall into place and im beggining to realize how retarded the whole thing was. i fell so hard for a girl and now i have no idea why, haha. i love it. rediculous. incredible. your ass looks like cottage cheese. cheeseburgers. bye.

I JUST QUIT MY JOB!!!!!!!! YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! FUCK ACS. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. alright, now someone help me find a new job.

working 10 hours a day every day in the fucking sun and by a machine that puts out about 450 degrees. for 8 dollars an hour. plus i gotta drive an hour just to get there. gas is too fucking high for ths bullshit. god damnit, someone find me another job. yeah im a whinny bitch, shut the fuck up.

...the only cure for a broken heart.