DUMBLEDORE IS GAY!

Someone in my family (probably my mom) purchased a Yule Log DVD from the grocery store last year . I just found it this evening, unopened and forgotten by the cd rack.

I've had a little fireplace roaring in the corner of my laptop for about an hour now. This is the life!

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I was in an elevator with a half a dozen others. As the doors started to close, a woman sprinted towards us yelling "wait!" I was closest to the control panel, so I started jabbing the "Open Door" button. But to no avail: the doors slid shut unabated. Our last glimpse of the woman was of her running, reaching out, desperately trying to ( Read more... )

I just spilled an large mug of scalding tea directly on to my crotch.

My skin is painfully burnt, but I'm mostly pissed that I have to clean the mess. And that I have to make another cup of tea.

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I'm shivering with fright.

I just watched most of one of those birth shows. While the woman is in labour and having a lot of trouble with it, her mate tries to comfort her by saying something like, "Just keep pushing and soon we'll have our little (Whatever the name was)"

Only... he said the wrong name.

The look on that woman's face was priceless. hahahaha.