Comments | ashjay: It's like Remmington and the ants over here, people.

ashjay

It's like Remmington and the ants over here, people.

Mar 27, 2003 23:31

I'm beginning to believe that the universe has a grudge about me being able to use a computer. Perhaps this is like a Terminator situation, where I'm destined to write an e-mail that will... um... inspire addictedkitten to write the porn that will destroy the world by making everyone stop dong their jobs and just do naughty PG-13 or higher things all day long ( Read more... )

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jrivka March 27 2003, 20:56:40 UTC

YOU'RE ALIVE.

Re: ashjay March 27 2003, 21:01:39 UTC

Yes! I live! *dances with joy*

More importantly, I can be online. My priorities are all screwed up, but do I care? No. Not at all. *g*

How about you, Jori-friend? Still breathing? Writing any porn for me?

jrivka March 27 2003, 21:08:34 UTC

breathing, yes ^^ although v tired. and. am writing clay/lance XD although not for you, per se. you have not been aliveonline to request porn, see.

and. and. eee! you're back!

Re: ashjay March 27 2003, 21:11:38 UTC

Breathing, check. Very good. And porn, also good!

I think it's really for me though. Because, y'see, just knowing that I'm out there alive somewhere is like an *implicit* request for porn. :-D

Back and happy, baby!(I've gotten so many compliments on the icons you made me, did I tell you that?I point them along to your new site. *g*)

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basking_lizard March 27 2003, 21:22:07 UTC

Spike: I think we should go a whole other way here, Doug. Sure, Red may seem all butter-wouldn't, but we all know there's a wild streak hiding under those ungodly layers of clothes. Let's do something to encourage her not to hide who she is, maybe buy some leather pants, maybe a bustier, maybe a couple of whips (he's staring off into the distance now), maybe even put in some built handcuffs over the beds, you know, something really classy. Custom.

Xander: Ew. And also, no.

best exchange evar. :) You have a great Spike voice.

/lurves fic and pics

/procrastinates

alia

ashjay March 28 2003, 10:41:33 UTC

I really wonder if he was thinking about *Willow* during the last part of that speech, don't you? *g* I've written too much Sassy Spike, I think. The voice has stuck with me. And I've definitely, definitely watched too much Trading Spaces.

/loves that you lurve the fic and pics

/is also procrastinating

/yep, still procrastinating

/I wonder if I have any V-8 in the house

/I think I should go look, don't you?

visp March 27 2003, 22:22:35 UTC

You mean it? I can look forward to Willow/Angelus semi-porn tommorow? Yay! *glomps Jay* I love you! (*ahem* in a non-porn way, of course.)

ashjay March 28 2003, 10:42:52 UTC

I mean it! I'm just getting ready to post it. Hope you like it, though it's not as porny as I expected. Willow was... reluctant. ;-) (And hey, love is love. I'm happy. *g* )

ivyenglish March 27 2003, 23:13:52 UTC

Ash, hon, I can only suggest you take up permanent residence inside your computer because you have far, far too many gifts to be wasting them on the undeserving peons of Real Life.

Especially when you could be making far better use of such time enchanting your minions, of which I am a devoted one.

Genius, dear girl, and pretty please, more?

ashjay March 28 2003, 10:45:38 UTC

Hey, you're my minion?

I'm pretty sure that I'm still *your* minion. President of your fan club, if you'll remember. (Believe me, though, most of my Real Life is never exposed to my, ahem, 'gifts'. I have a fear of the common torch and pitchfork, y'see.)

I'm a genius, you know. Ivy tells me so. *g* (More of which, though? The bizarre fic? The random art? :-)

Ash "Super Genius" Jay
~Now, all I need is a road runner and a coyote suit... Be afraid, Sean.

ivyenglish March 28 2003, 15:00:14 UTC

More of this fic, more of any fic, more art, more drawings... take your pick. I'm not choosy. *g*

aome March 28 2003, 04:19:12 UTC

I adore your artwork. The hair, and the skin, and the shadows - you just want to reach out and touch them. Oh, but you said Aimee doesn't like girls, so I guess I can't. ;-) But they're both absolutely beautiful.

*glares sternly at Ash's computer* Behave.

ashjay March 28 2003, 10:54:55 UTC

Hee. Actually, Aimee is surprisingly understanding about me patting her hair. I'm just obsessed with it, really. All different colors and shining and makes me want to write Ginny fic. *g* I've come to the conclusion that the key to my drawings is always, *always* being able to find the pencil sharpener. Makes a difference. :)

Love your new icon, by the way! That's one of my favorite pics of yours. Pretty Draco. *snuggles Draco*

*taps computer on the side* Listen to Plu, baby. I don't want to hurt you... but I will.

Ash Jay, technical enforcer