...But when food looks like this, how can you blame me? Though to my credit, it's been over a week since I posted food porn. I'm fixating in moderation.
Some chefs are way more popular than porn stars, plus they're accessible to everyone - most people have the Food Network, but people have to actually PPV for porn on TV. And chefs don't have a stigma attached to them that makes them outcasts in certain circles.
I'd sooner watch you cook than watch porn. Pretty sure you'll be able to give me that table orgasm, too.
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Sheesh, why aren't chefs as popular as porn stars then? See, that's just not fair.
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I'd sooner watch you cook than watch porn. Pretty sure you'll be able to give me that table orgasm, too.
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