Comments | asher_embry: Some say I have a food fixation.

asher_embry

Some say I have a food fixation.

May 12, 2011 17:00

...But when food looks like this, how can you blame me? Though to my credit, it's been over a week since I posted food porn. I'm fixating in moderation.

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lacroix_styles May 13 2011, 03:51:22 UTC

The term 'food porn' is borderline disturbing. -snerk- You are seriously weird.

asher_embry May 13 2011, 04:16:29 UTC

What, it's an actual term, really. Go ahead, go browse. Tell me some of that doesn't make you salivate.

lacroix_styles May 13 2011, 04:29:05 UTC

Oh wow, that's like...crazy. Haha!
Sheesh, why aren't chefs as popular as porn stars then? See, that's just not fair.

asher_embry May 13 2011, 04:36:52 UTC

Some chefs are way more popular than porn stars, plus they're accessible to everyone - most people have the Food Network, but people have to actually PPV for porn on TV. And chefs don't have a stigma attached to them that makes them outcasts in certain circles.

I'd sooner watch you cook than watch porn. Pretty sure you'll be able to give me that table orgasm, too.

lacroix_styles May 13 2011, 04:44:18 UTC

I've never heard of too many chefs being as sought after as porn stars, but then again most chefs on the Food Network are like in their late 30s and married/etc. No social stigma but it's vicious anyway, big chefs tend to have egos like crazy.
And then you have some people who just...yeah. I could watch that for hours, heh.

There's just so much wrong with that statement, so much amusingly wrong.

asher_embry May 13 2011, 04:55:28 UTC

So people in their 30s aren't attractive? Pretty soon I'll be majorly fucked then.
I saw that while flipping channels one day. It's sort of... cheesy? At least she's mostly consistent with the act, though.

And here's where I insert a deviant emoticon and say 'if that's wrong, I don't want to be right' -- right?

lacroix_styles May 13 2011, 05:00:57 UTC

Stop that. XP
And of course it is, that's why it's funny! It's hilarious, especially at four in the morning for some reason.

Now see that...right there; that was cheesy.

asher_embry May 13 2011, 05:05:53 UTC

Funnier at four in the morning? Maybe sleep-deprivation has something to do with that?

I had to be cheesy. I was being nice for once and not making you stumble over words.

lacroix_styles May 13 2011, 05:13:13 UTC

Very likely so. After all, I find Hector really funny that time of the morning too.

Aww, that's almost sweet, in a weird sort of messed up way.

asher_embry May 13 2011, 05:17:34 UTC

...Hector? Wow. Now that's a worrying level of sleep-deprivation right there.

Weird and messed up? Well, if you want me to make you stumble, then I'd be happy to go right back to doing that...

lacroix_styles May 13 2011, 05:19:59 UTC

Well, he does have his moments. Unfortunately I don't think he really means to.

Noooo, I manage to be a total spaz enough as it is!

asher_embry May 13 2011, 05:23:47 UTC

Yeah, he doesn't strike me as an intentionally-funny kind of guy.

I think your spazziness is adorable, if that's any consolation.

lacroix_styles May 13 2011, 05:43:36 UTC

Yeah...not really. But sometimes not meaning to ends up being hilarious.

Awww, well, I suppose that does make me feel a little better. ^_^

asher_embry May 13 2011, 05:55:55 UTC

So, is Hector loading you up with homework to take with you during your vacation, or is he going to go easy on you?

A little? I'll have to try harder next time.

lacroix_styles May 13 2011, 05:57:39 UTC

Hasn't said much about it really, a lot of the books he gives me to read are old anyway and I'm pretty sure he wants those to stay here instead of getting messed up in transit.

Naaah, you're doing fine.

asher_embry May 13 2011, 06:02:32 UTC

Probably a good thing they can't go with you. I'm sure you wouldn't want to read the whole time during vacation, anyway.

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