Comments | ashcanprobably: Oh gods, my gods, bring me poison, poison!

ashcanprobably

Oh gods, my gods, bring me poison, poison!

Jun 01, 2005 15:10

I'm going to begin by saying that I would rather write something short, delightful and funny than indulge this accursed and unshakeable daemon of inner turmoil. I'm no Proust or Freud and can no better describe or outline the psychological ravages of sexual jealousy, but of all the imposing ideas orbiting around my mental centre, these thoughts on ( Read more... )

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then June 2 2005, 17:59:22 UTC

ashcanprobably June 9 2005, 06:36:08 UTC

If I could legally leave the state, I probably would.

Instead, I have to waste my time plotting out how I'm going to capture and flay my EX's Shitzu.

masein! chaotica23 June 2 2005, 23:29:25 UTC

hey, you're amazing and if you ever start posting friends only then you won't be anymore.

great_dame June 8 2005, 20:22:35 UTC

I've never had an ex. It sounds terrible.

ashcanprobably June 9 2005, 07:12:48 UTC

But you've got the goods to have racked up a vast collection. Am I to understand that you've had a variety of flings, but no serious relationships to speak of? You can't be so pristine!

great_dame June 9 2005, 13:15:10 UTC

I used to be fat. After I flunked out out of college, I came home and lost 100 pounds, and watched all my family and friends change.

Just one more tale I haven't yet told.