I got a job working private security at a club. The chance to beat up losers who screw around was very high, and you all know my ideal job involves hitting people. I'll post more if I care later.

I won't care later.

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It's been a while since I did a real one, huh? Every once in a while I look back through to when I actually posted almost regularly. Huh, good old times. But at the moment, I'm kinda dizzy. Y'see, I just walked around for like four fuckin hours harrasing people about solar power, wearing my leather jacket in 103 degree weather. I'm kind of a tard, ( Read more... )

I might as well.

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Because now I'm an honest-to-god actor. That's right, motherfuckers, I'm going to be in a MOVIE. It's not a national thing, it's just a local project that's getting into a film festival, but it's an actual SCREEN FILM.

Try beating THAT with your arcade stick, Joseph.

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Go here and join up. I wanna win this thing. Do as I command.

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