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[waytoserve]

Wow.

Nice tech. Flashy.

And here I thought waking up in Gotham was a headache. You've got to wonder how deep down this particular brand of eccentric dedication goes -- I mean, I've dated enough cops and have the common sense to know that this isn't a regular kidnapping. No ransoms, no demands, just promises of heroism, providing we do exactly as

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[text] I can drop the quirk if you'd like!

[timegame]

wow that sure sounds like a lot of human sarcasm!
you must really not like it here huh

[text] not at all, it's fine by me!

[waytoserve]

Guess that must be it.

What type of sarcasm are you familiar with, if not "human"?

[text] 'kay!

[timegame]

well you really dont seem too happy about it overall
and trolls dont really have sarcasm
so thats just what we call it!

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[waytoserve]

Trolls? Is this where I momentarily suspend my disbelief?

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[manskirt]

You seem to be taking this remarkably well. Does this sort of thing happen to you often?

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[waytoserve]

Almost never.

Maybe I'm only taking this well because I don't know how bad it's going to get.

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[manskirt]

That's one way of looking at it. Then again, imaginations do tend to run wild in these situations. I mean, is it better to think there's a dragon at the top of the mountain or to know there is?

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[waytoserve]

That all depends on how big the dragon is.

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[therangerking]

Do you always speak so incomprehensibly?

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[waytoserve]

Get me up to speed on what you didn't understand.

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[therangerking]

'Gotham', 'cops', 'personal social experiment-slash-reality TV show', 'lifetime membership to Arkham', 'batting for', and 'burger'.

Thank you.

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[waytoserve]

Gotham: a city. Where I live.
Cops: the police. Law enforcement.
Pse/rTVs: We're here for the entertainment of strangers.
Arkham: A mental institution for the criminally insane.
Batting for: Sports reference. Means I'm a team player.
Burger: Meat between bread.

Welcome.

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[bearswitness]

The sooner you accept all this the sooner you can get on with all the undoubtedly exhilarating activities around here.

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[waytoserve]

That so?

So what do I have to look forward to?

[bearswitness]

That depends on what sort of things you look forward to personally I plan to find a bench and wait all this out on it.

[waytoserve]

Something tells me you're going to have to have an awful lot of patience.

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[oikoumene]

Well then! It's good to hear of another in my household! Welcome, Kate!

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[waytoserve]

( And here's Kate, responding in kind. Someone hasn't slept in a while. ) When you put it like that, you make it sound like you're Thor himself.

[oikoumene]

[grins] Ha, I feel like I have much in common with him, but no, I am not. Just a fellow housemate. I am Alexander III of Macedon, but call me Rider, please.

[waytoserve]

Yeah? You likely to lose your temper and start throwing lightning bolts around, Rider?