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[waytoserve]

Wow.

Nice tech. Flashy.

And here I thought waking up in Gotham was a headache. You've got to wonder how deep down this particular brand of eccentric dedication goes -- I mean, I've dated enough cops and have the common sense to know that this isn't a regular kidnapping. No ransoms, no demands, just promises of heroism, providing we do exactly as

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[bearswitness]

The sooner you accept all this the sooner you can get on with all the undoubtedly exhilarating activities around here.

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[waytoserve]

That so?

So what do I have to look forward to?

[bearswitness]

That depends on what sort of things you look forward to personally I plan to find a bench and wait all this out on it.

[waytoserve]

Something tells me you're going to have to have an awful lot of patience.

[bearswitness]

Now don't you worry I'll be fine with anything under 7 years. If it's more than that I might need a book.

[waytoserve]

Seven years?

Gives me time to get working on some recommendations, then.

[bearswitness]

Oh good I expect I'll be thoroughly bored by then and in need of them.

[waytoserve]

Great. Glad I could prove myself to be so useful on day one.

[bearswitness]

"Useful" is probably pushing it.

[waytoserve]

It's my first day here.

Let me push my luck a bit.

[bearswitness]

Well don't push it too far. It always runs out eventually.

[waytoserve]

Either that, or there just wasn't any to begin with.

[bearswitness]

Entirely possible. I never put much stock into it either way.