[001 // Day 12 // Video]
[He's squinting at the bracelet, tapping at the stone on it.]
Is this thing on?
[He grumbles a bit, obviously annoyed and a little...nervous about the entire situation.]
Alright, seriously, what in the hell is goin' on here?
First, we're all sittin' in on a fuckin' asteroid, an' now I'm here.
Not really shore exactly where "here" is, but I guess that's ( Read more... )
Is this thing on?
[He grumbles a bit, obviously annoyed and a little...nervous about the entire situation.]
Alright, seriously, what in the hell is goin' on here?
First, we're all sittin' in on a fuckin' asteroid, an' now I'm here.
Not really shore exactly where "here" is, but I guess that's ( Read more... )
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Under the bridge?
Sorry, no, I'm not fuckin' homeless.
I have--had a hive, stupid.
Why would I live under a bridge?
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You have fairy tales about bein' homeless?
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WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKIN LINE PULLED IN
fish bro
WHAT
the motherfuck
IS UP
motherfucker? :o)
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not right noww
that isnt evven funny
oh ha ha lets make fish jokes at the sea dwweller
you arent bein helpful at all
but at least i knoww you
do you evven knoww wwhat is goin on
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MOTHERFUCKIN DO YOU?
because as i recall
SOMEONE WASN'T AROUND
for this motherfucker's
MOTHERFUCKIN PARTY.
but hey
IF YOU SAY SO BROTHER :o)
[Whatever. Whether or not Eridan truly knows Gamzee anymore is sort of beside the point.]
we're in the holy motherfuckin city motherfucker
TO RESTORE LIFE
and motherfuckin color
TO THE HOLY
motherfuckin city
OF MOTHERFUCKIN ASGARD
or didn't you get
THE MOTHERFUCKIN MEMO? :o)
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a party
nevvermind
all a this just seems a little shady
not to mention a load a crap
wwhy wwould they need us to make a city colorful
that just seems so ovver the top
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[He pauses, cocking an eyebrow and leaning in a bit toward his own bracelet, squinting for a better look.]
Huh. You look like a fish too...
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An' you can shut your mouth.
I'm not a fuckin' fish.
I'm a sea dweller.
There's a difference, you moron.
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Same thing, moron.
And I am not a human.
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Same thing? Same thing?
Are you just completely blind or is there somethin' wrong with your brain?
See these? Arms and legs.
Fish don't have those.
An' if you're not human, then just what exactly are you?
You look like all the other humans I've seen.
[Not that he's seen a lot, but he knows the difference between a human and a troll. And that is definitely not a troll.]
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anywway i dont wwant help from you sol
you can leavve noww
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iif you were on fiire and ii had a gla22 of water and the chance two put you out, ii would fuckiing driink iit and then leave you two burn.
you get no help from me ever.
ii am ju2t wonderiing under what deluded 2tandard2 you ever thought you were qualiifiied two call your2elf the mo2t capable of anythiing.
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one a your stupid nerd sites
seriously that wwas beyond lame
an anywway im the most capable because i did betta on my planet that any a you
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There are other trolls here.
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She still wasn't much help though.
All she did was ignore me when I tried to ask her somefin.
I mean, really, who just ignores me?
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Who are you?
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Yeah, I totally believe that.
Magic's not real, kid, sorry to burst your bubble.
An' I'm Eridan.
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