[001 // Day 12 // Video]

[glubbinfabulous]

[He's squinting at the bracelet, tapping at the stone on it.]

Is this thing on?

[He grumbles a bit, obviously annoyed and a little...nervous about the entire situation.]

Alright, seriously, what in the hell is goin' on here?

First, we're all sittin' in on a fuckin' asteroid, an' now I'm here.

Not really shore exactly where "here" is, but I guess that's

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[charming_jerk]

I don't know any trolls, but there's others, cuz the other day some guy was givin' a PSA on 'em. So are you the kind that lives under a bridge, or are ya the other kind?

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[glubbinfabulous]

What in the...

Under the bridge?

Sorry, no, I'm not fuckin' homeless.

I have--had a hive, stupid.

Why would I live under a bridge?

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[charming_jerk]

It's a story thing. Fairy tales I guess. Never mind. Christ, relax.

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[glubbinfabulous]

Wow, I knew humans sucked, but seriously?

You have fairy tales about bein' homeless?

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[charming_jerk]

No, we got fairy tales about big ugly monster trolls that eat billygoats on bridges. Dude, I dunno, it's just a fuckin' story.

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[glubbinfabulous]

How inconsiderate.

We don't have 'fairy tales' or whatever about big ugly monster humans, but maybe we should start, hm?

Here, I'll make one up now.

Once upon a time, there was a douchebag that wouldn't stop fuckin' botherin' the troll that could obviously kick his ass. The troll was gettin' so annoyed that the thought to himself, "Cod, this is such an unnecessary fuckin' conversation," so he ended it.

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[charming_jerk]

Dude, don't act like I was the one who made 'em up! Christ. Okay, fine, I got a story for you know. Once upon a time there was an asshole troll who couldn't get over himself enough to shut his big fat mouth. The guy he was talkin' to resolved to kick the shit of of him if he ever came across him face to face. Turns out that he destroyed the roll utterly 'n' the world was safe once again.

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[glubbinfabulous]

An' once upon a time, this conversation is over.