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[katlocked]

[Hello there, Asgard. Have a troll, laying back on his bed in his room over in Hel house. He's got his pillows and blankets piled against the wall, leaning back against them with his knees bent up and his arms pulled in around his stomach. He's set the bracelet on the nightstand, where it records him looking down at his fingers while he plays with

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[weebitbipolar]

You know, we're about ready to come find you and wash your filthy little mouth out with a bar of soap... [They somehow make that sound much more threatening than it really is.]

[katlocked]

If you have a problem with the way I talk, you can take your concern and shove it as far up your tight ass as you can reach. I'm gonna say whatever the fuck I wanna say.

[weebitbipolar]

And a spanking, too? Goodness, if you insist!

[katlocked]

OK, you're not creepy at all. Keep your slap-happy hands away from me, Mr. Predator.

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[offmyhonker]

hey brother
WHAT ALL IS MOTHERFUCKIN UP?

[Yea, Gamzee is totally sitting like...ten feet away from you in the corner of the room. He's been there for a couple of hours now, huddled up under a pile of blankets and pillows, similar to yours.

[You probably thought he was sleeping.

[He wasn't.]

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[katlocked]

... You're awake?

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[offmyhonker]

[Honk.]

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[katlocked]

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[shipping_wall]

:33 < *ac pouncegr33ts cg excitably*
:33 < *she curls up beside him sl33py from an earlier adventure and hoping fur some exciting stories because efurryone here has b33n very interesting so far!*
:33 < *after she tells him hello of course* X33

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[katlocked]

IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS PLEASANT AND SOOTHING, PLEASE TELL ME YOU'LL CUT THE STUPID ROLE-PLAYING CRAP AND TALK TO ME LIKE A PARTIALLY-NORMAL AND NOT RETARDED ANIMAL?

[look how happy he is to know you're alive!]

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[shipping_wall]

:33 < someone sounds awfuirry grumpy :PP
:33 < its nice to s33 you too karkitty!
:33 < is efurryone else here too?

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[katlocked]

YEAH, WHATEVER.
NOT EVERYONE.
NOT YET, ANYWAY, YOU GUYS ARE POPPING OUT OF THIN AIR LIKE CRAZY.
EVEN THE DEAD ONES, LIKE YOU.

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[moribundity]

[ Minato must have missed the whole explanation of who and what Karkat was, but regardless he answers the request for information honestly and with a poker face. ]

I was a high school student in charge of leading a team of kids, a dog, and a robot in an attempt to save life on earth as we knew it.

[ And that's just the short version. The version designed to capture your attention. ]

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[katlocked]

Sounds pretty similar to mine, only we had a cat instead of a dog.

[Nepeta counts as the group pet.]

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[moribundity]

There are dogs and cats where you're from?

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[katlocked]

Sort of. They aren't the same as human versions I've seen.

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[paperoptics]

Our home worlds?

Well, mine was pretty normal -- for me, I guess. It was just a world with good things and bad things, and the technology was mostly the same as here. It wasn't special, I don't think. Actually, I thought it was kind of pointless...

Uhm, but then I went to a virtual reality history exhibit and got attacked by a monster that took the sight out of my left eye and after that I was in the past. Only it was like another world in some ways, because there were a lot of weird people that weren't human, and since I wasn't from there I didn't fit into fate, so everyone was asking me to save the world in different ways while trying not to get noticed by God.

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[katlocked]

Okay, see, this is a good example of a borderline bad story that turned into something halfway decent. You started off a little shaky, but you really brought it in at the end there.

[Your life story is just entertainment for Karkat.]