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[katlocked]

[Hello there, Asgard. Have a troll, laying back on his bed in his room over in Hel house. He's got his pillows and blankets piled against the wall, leaning back against them with his knees bent up and his arms pulled in around his stomach. He's set the bracelet on the nightstand, where it records him looking down at his fingers while he plays with

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[moribundity]

[ Minato must have missed the whole explanation of who and what Karkat was, but regardless he answers the request for information honestly and with a poker face. ]

I was a high school student in charge of leading a team of kids, a dog, and a robot in an attempt to save life on earth as we knew it.

[ And that's just the short version. The version designed to capture your attention. ]

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[katlocked]

Sounds pretty similar to mine, only we had a cat instead of a dog.

[Nepeta counts as the group pet.]

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[moribundity]

There are dogs and cats where you're from?

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[katlocked]

Sort of. They aren't the same as human versions I've seen.

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[moribundity]

There's a lot of variation among the human versions.

[ But he doesn't really have an opinion about dogs and cats. Just thinks it's interesting that apparently they exist on other planets too. ]

What other stuff did you have on Alternia? Flying cars?

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[katlocked]

That would be idiotic.

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[moribundity]

Because they'd be airplanes. [ He nods once. That's what he'd always thought too. ]

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[katlocked]

... You're really weird. Has anyone ever told you that?

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[moribundity]

[ Yes. But...]

Usually people find it charming.

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[katlocked]

Humans are fucking stupid. Weird isn't charming. Those two words don't mean the same thing.

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[moribundity]

Maybe some people enjoy weirdness.

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[katlocked]

Then they're weird, too.

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[moribundity]

You're weirdly judgmental.

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[katlocked]

It's part of my charm.

[As is sarcasm and being an ass, apparently.]

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[moribundity]

It makes you weird too. Weird is charming.

[ And he wins. The end. ]