First Decree | Video

[gate_of_babylon]

[Gilgamesh was already irritable from being yanked here and being forced to wait until he'd calmed down enough not to quite literally flip tables -- and wardrobes, and other heavy objects -- once he was finally released. Him? The King of All, pulled here by some trifling godling without even properly greeting him and according him the necessary

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[oikoumene]

[o...h...]

[Well, if Servants keep showing up at this rate, maybe they will have to keep going with the War. But whatever, Rider's all cheer and happiness, as usual.] Ah, Archer! You've decided to join us in Asgard as well!

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[gate_of_babylon]

[Wait what. Didn't he defeat this guy not too long ago?]

Hmph. I would hardly choose to forfeit the only treasure worth claiming to be summoned to this gods-forsaken place.

[oikoumene]

Ahh, that's fair enough. I doubt I would have chosen to come here myself! [but for completely different reasons] Still, we are here, and we are not here as Servants, it would seem.

[gate_of_babylon]

[Eyebrow twitching... oh yes, he noticed] How pointless, to summon Servants for such a mundane purpose.

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[holmes_fanatic]

Ah ... you know about gods ... ?

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[gate_of_babylon]

[Well, can't just ignore people any more like he usually does. godsdamn does he hate Eventide already]

These ones are young and apparently stupid.

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[holmes_fanatic]

[Poor Archer.]

How do you know they're young?

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[gate_of_babylon]

[It's a learning experience]

These ones would not be born for centuries after my reign.

[broduil]

[ and this is where lancer laments the fact gil somehow hasn't gotten any more reasonable at all. god dammit. ]

Perhaps they realize their words would likely fall on deaf ears.

[gate_of_babylon]

[Blame it on the fact that he had just 'proposed' to Saber and things were about to get good. Gods always screw things up for him]

Stupid as well as suicidal. How quaint.

[broduil]

[ be thankful lancer has no idea what happened ahead of his time just yet... ]

Only if they make a mistake.

[ even you can't get them if they keep hiding this well, gil. ]

[gate_of_babylon]

[He'd troll Lancer with that, but that would mean he cares. Which he doesn't.]

They already made a mistake summoning me and wasting my time.

[Not that he isn't going to try. He's persistent]

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[waypastcool]

Whoa, dude, ya might wanna chill.

[Says the blue hedgehog leaning back on a couch with a chili dog in hand.]

Got a feeling those god guys don't care about fancy titles or punishment.

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[gate_of_babylon]

[A second of "What in Anu's name is that?" passes before he answers]

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[gate_of_babylon]

Yes, I have already been introduced to the peerless stupidity of these pretenders.

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[waypastcool]

Call 'em what ya want, but they're pretty tough stuff if they can take powers away and change folks into humans.

[It's a power that's a bit unnerving to Sonic, anyway. Random transformations and power draining are not his idea of fun.]

Plus, they drag us all outta our worlds.

[therangerking]

This is new. [ He sounds mildly amused. ] Only here have I realised that there are Kings with the arrogance to pass judgments upon gods.

[gate_of_babylon]

[He's conflicted between being annoyed and being amused. Since he's been annoyed all day, he'll lean toward amusement this time]

The King. [Holding a finger up with the emphasis] All others are mere pretenders... multitudes of 'gods' who had yet to be born even more so.

[therangerking]

Does such pride have a name, or does he go only by the title that is given to him?

[gate_of_babylon]

[Default displeased look]

It should be obvious.