You just be the best fucking cookie you can be...

[artemisrampant]

So before rehearsal today, somebody said the phrase "totally awesome" in the Draco voice with the rocker hands, and then half the people in the show started singing the opening number. It made me so happy you just have no idea. We've decided to screw the Beauty and the Beast thing, and we're going to do that show instead. Just so you all know

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[the_binksdance]

PIRATES? I'VE WANTED TO BE A PIRATE FOREVER!

Getting married, and going to college, and getting a job, and just growing up in general, are all indeed far too overrated, my darling.

If you do decide to sail away on a beautiful pirate ship, I have two questions.

1. Will Johnny Depp be there?
2. Can I come along and be your first mate?

[artemisrampant]

I will approach Johnny Depp. I will say "Let's leave behind your fantastic acting career and be pirates." And he will reply, "Hold on, let me get my hat."

Binks dear, I would be insulted if you *weren't* my first mate. You'd kick ass in a pirate fight, I can tell.