Bleach: 31 Days: Something on the Surface
Title: Something on the Surface
Day/Theme: January 17. I can only tell you my side of the story
Series: Bleach
Character/Pairing: Yoruichi, Jinta (Background Urahara/Yoruichi?)
Rating: K+
A/N: Written for
31_days. No spoilers. Also: I fully agree with Yoruichi on this one.
“Hey,” that little smartass Jinta said to her one day while she was trying to sun outside the store, belly up and the end of her tail twitching in contentment. “You were with him, weren’t you? On the other side?”
He was talking about Soul Society of course. Yoruichi had forgotten that the kid had been created here on Earth. “Yeah?” she purred, twisting her hind legs so that the sunbeam hit her flanks.
“Well I’m pretty sure this is all his fault. Why’d you follow him?” The little snot irritated Yoruichi with the disrespectful way he referred to Urahara. No matter whether or not the whole deal was his fault.
“I followed Kisuke,” Yoruichi told him after a thoughtful pause, “Because he has a nice ass.”
A disgusted look twisted Jinta’s face, and Yoruichi would have laughed out loud if she hadn’t been so keen on keeping her aloof posture. “You made that up!” he accused.
“Not at all,” she said smoothly, rolling against the warm gravel once again. “It’s so little and cute and round. Just perfect. Who wouldn’t follow an ass like that?”
“That’s disgusting!” Jinta scoffed, standing up and storming back into the store, probably to search out Ururu to torture.
Yoruichi merely sighed and stretched out, utterly content to be rid of stupid questions, and made a mental note to have Kisuke install puberty on the kids.