Since when did hardcore bands become "metal"

this 70 year old woman just stopped me in front of my apt building said "i wasn't sure how you would take this but you're hot"

I can't wait to go pick her up!!!!!!!!!!!


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Dear God,

Please don't be an asshole and take my car from me in the middle of winter.

Thanks,
Allyson

i am so joining zombiehunters.org

rest in peace bettie page. at least she live to be 85

and i will love you forever and ever and ever and ever x43298750984

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Swimwear that "highlights the face, rather than the body" includes an undergarment with bright colors at the neck and shoulders to draw the eye to the face.


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I got excused from jury duty. I knew this IBS had to be good for something ( Read more... )

I know someone who is looking for someone to stay at their house for a week and watch their 2 dogs. They will pay well for your time and are not asking you to be there 24/7 Just to continue with your normal job and stay there at night and be there to play with the dogs and let them out ( Read more... )