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The Top Ten Things HP Fangirls Should Know Before They Even Attempt to Write About MPREG!

Oct 30, 2004 00:01

Back by popular demand, I offer you the fourth installment of my infamous top ten lists:

The Top Ten Things HP Fangirls Should Know Before They Even Attempt to Write About MPREG!10) All men do not fantasize about taking a “magic potion” in order to grow a magical vagina and uterus so that Slash!Harry could magically fuck them and somehow they ( Read more... )

harry potter, humor, parody, slash

Comments 268

oconel October 30 2004, 07:19:44 UTC

4) If Ultra!Fertle!Slash!Harry attempted to impregnate every single male character at Hogwarts before graduation, how the fuck is he going to have time to study for his N.E.W.T.s?

People always forget canon... :P

Very, very funny!!!

arrmaitee October 30 2004, 08:37:53 UTC

Thank you. I definitely had fun writing this one :D

well... mssilvertiger January 9 2005, 04:05:59 UTC

harry doesn't study unless hermione makes him. and if he's out "impregnating every male character in hogwarts", hermione would only see him as he passed her to get to ron. lol

atalantapendrag October 30 2004, 07:29:48 UTC

Every time an Mpreg is written, someone votes Rebuplican.

arrmaitee October 30 2004, 08:38:18 UTC

Amen :D

herbmcsidhe October 30 2004, 10:19:50 UTC

avert! avert!

eliminate October 30 2004, 15:07:10 UTC

Sad times.

Thread 5

masterofmystery October 30 2004, 07:33:22 UTC

“Remember our little orgy at the graveyard last week?”

“Yeah,” Harry replied.

“Well, Wormtail spiked the pumpkin juice with a male fertility potion.”

Harry paled. “Don’t tell me you’re…”

“Pregnant,” Lucius stuttered. “And so is Voldemort… and Snape.”

“Oh dear God!”

OH. MY. GOD.

YOU. ARE. A. BLOODY. GENIUS.

That was so fuckin' hilarious. No words. Just brilliant. ROFL!!!!! *DED*

arrmaitee October 30 2004, 08:39:08 UTC

Thank you. I realy appreciate the support. This was a fun chapter, since I especially love mocking MPREG :D

prettyshiny October 30 2004, 07:41:43 UTC

“Draco, sweetie, you’re not fat. You’re just… er… pregnant and pregnant is beautiful. I love your chunky thighs…”

“YOU THINK MY THIGHS ARE CHUNKY? GET OUT!”

“Does that mean I’m sleeping on the couch?”

DRACO’S PREGNANCY - WEEK 20

“You still don’t love me.”

“Not again. I apologized for the thigh comment fifty times.”

*snorts tea*

You. Rock. So. Hard!

arrmaitee October 30 2004, 08:40:10 UTC

Thanks. Did you really snort tea?

I've actualy had a few people snort coffee or soda in the past, so I'm wondering if I can add tea to my snort list :D

prettyshiny October 30 2004, 08:50:43 UTC

Oh yeah. Wyler's Green Tea with Peach. I keep smelling fruity goodness. =-)

arrmaitee October 30 2004, 08:59:44 UTC

LMAO!

kitzen_kat October 30 2004, 07:44:08 UTC

ROTFL!

“You mean he has four eyeballs?”

“Yep, and an extra leg.”

“Oh, that one should probably just fall off in a few weeks, right?”

::snerks loudly::

Brilliant, Arrmaitee! I wish someone would write one of these for Stargate ...

arrmaitee October 30 2004, 08:41:00 UTC

Thank you. I am not that familiar with the Stargate fandom, ut I am sure, like all others, there's a special place for works that are crying to be mocked.