The Misadventures of the Pink Protector

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Arrmaitee and Daylyn

Prologue: Lord Voldemort was dead. The Wizarding World was saved. And in her infinite wisdom, J.K. killed off Ginny and Tonks in the seventh book and offered Snape a reprieve. So the slash fandom was quite content overall ( Read more... )

Who Has The Will?

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Arrmaitee and DaylynIn the age of escalating U.S. government regulations, FCC fines, and the American outcry due to Janet Jackson's purported wardrobe malfunction, we, as responsible authors afraid of being arrested, fined, banned from Fanfiction.net, and declared Enemy Combatants by George W. Bush, have decided to exercise ( Read more... )

Hi all,

A number of new members of my flist mentioned, after reading my latest dark ficlet The Reunion, that they weren't aware that I ever wrote anything other than fluffy slash parodies.

While infrequent, I have dabbled in writing dark angsty fanfiction before. I once wrote a ficlet entitled Draco Decides To Die, which was my entry for ( Read more... )

Hi all,

I have finally come to grips with the fact that, although I write awesome Harry Potter fanfiction, my summaries suck. Heck, some of them are so bad that I know I wouldn't read the underlying fics based on my one sentence write-ups. Which is why I am asking for help ( Read more... )

Hi all,

So it looks like I am entering a dark period, or maybe it is a renaissance. In any event, the ficlet I posted yesterday is representative of a period that I am going through as a writer where I need to branch out and do something other than make people laugh. Over the next few months, I plan to post a handful of one shots that explore an ( Read more... )

The ReunionHarry arrived at the Three Broomsticks alone. He glanced around for a sign of Hermione, Ginny or Ron, but the pub was so packed full of Hogwarts alumni that he could not pick them out. A vaguely familiar Hufflepuff girl brushed past him, muttering the word "Potter" under her breath. Harry waded through the crowd toward the bar. Ten ( Read more... )

Hi all,

For anyone interested in incredibly slashy Brokeback Mountain animated icons, I just stumbled accross these fabulous icons which will blow you away.

The UNAUTHORIZED Goblet of Fire

by

Arrmaitee and Daylyn

SUMMARY:

SLASH! PARODY! You've all seen the film… several times. But for those of you craving an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during Harry's saucy, slashy fourth year at Hogwarts, read on…

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Does anyone know where I can find a scene by scene breakdown of the movie GOF, or a copy of the screenplay? If you have a link, please post it here or email it to arrmaitee@gmail.com.

Also, does anyone have leads on where I can get some hot (or funny) Cedric or Harry/Cedric icons?

Thanks,
Arr

Seven More Days

by

Arrmaitee and Daylyn

SUMMARY:

SLASH! PARODY! In this long anticipated sequel to Seven Days, Draco and Harry run off to the countryside to hide from the mystery man who wants to plunder Draco’s precious chamber. But safety is fleeting, as Draco soon finds Harry becoming more and more like the mystery man himself ( Read more... )