The Top Ten Things HP Fangirls Should Know Before They Write About A Gay Death Eater Initiation!

[arrmaitee]

As a follow-up to my first two snarky top ten lists, I bring you the holy third:

The Top Ten Things HP Fangirls Should Know Before They Write About A Gay Death Eater Initiation!10) Secret society initiation ceremonies often involve venerated ritual acts other than being gangbanged without lube by Lucius, Severus and Uncle Voldie

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[juliatheyounger]

Oh yes, that had me chortling like a crazy woman.

love these top tens...

[arrmaitee]

Hee hee...this was a fun one to write :D

[arrmaitee]

Thanks :D

[aradaetheelf]

“Psssst, Draco. It’s me, Sevvy. I know that I’m about to bugger you against your will, but bear in mind that I’m a sensitive bloke who’s really a pawn working undercover for Dumbledore.”

rotfl.. I worship you.

[arrmaitee]

Aww... I luv u 2 :D

[meninaiscrazy]

Several moments of silence.

“Umm… Uncle Voldie.”

“Yes.”

“I’m pregnant.”

Too hilarious. ^____^

lolz

[foreverquatre]

That's the very best part. XD~~~~~ Well that and the whole of #7.
Virgin!Birth!Draco, Petri!Dish!Draco or Wormtail’s!Very!Secret!Bastard!Child!Draco. omg...

Re: lolz

[arrmaitee]

Yeah, I had totake a jab at MPREG. I just couldn't help it :D

Re: lolz

[meninaiscrazy]

Yeah, that one cracks me up too. The whole thing is hilarious though. ^___~

[evilkittymeow]

haha that is the best one yet!!! *bows to your genius-ness*

[arrmaitee]

Thanks! It took the longest to write. Had to do lits of FF.net research. Hee hee...

[arrmaitee]

Aww... thanx :D