my vow to update this journal was ill-conceived. here is my semi-annual update ( Read more... )

today i met mclovin.

i am convinced there was no real acting involved in his role in "superbad."

i just ate an entire roll of ritz crackers.  i'm feelin ok about it.  almost as good as i feel about designing this brochure for some right-wing ultra retarded abstinence-only campaign.  except i don't feel ok about it at all.  maybe the paycheck will be nice.  i just took a swig of my coffee and it tasted like spit. aren't you glad you decided to ( Read more... )

ron paul, you almost had it!

i was in grant park last night. looking at our next president in the real life flesh.

so who really wins this election? me.

i have been a college graduate for a few weeks.
i am the proud owner of a brand new macbook pro.
i may be moving to seattle to work for microsoft zune.
i am no longer on speaking terms with my best friend.
i have been in tour buses/vans for a few weeks.
i ride my bike everywhere because of gas prices.
i have no idea what the hell i am doing with my

what a year it's been.

PIMPS ONLY.

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JiggyFlyWegro (4:03:07 PM): update your motherfucking livejournal, you're losing emopoints

so i have revamped my layout.
by the way...
i'm mighty tighty whitey and i'm smuggling plumbs.