One of my earliest memories is seeing Batman, the first film I ever saw in the theater. I was so captivated by so many moments in that film, but the one that stands out the most is the scene in which Joker, played by Jack Nicholson, traps Kim Basinger's character in the museum, and proceeds to deface it. Although I was three years old, I ( Read more... )

Ever since I saw 24 Hour Party People a couple weeks ago, I've been giving an awful lot of lip service to Kentucky Fried Chicken. It has, in the time passed, been very common to hear me shout, "Let's go get some Kentucky" or "This is rabbit food, where's the Kentuck?", all in my best manchester accent. Well, tomorrow is my 21st birthday, so I ( Read more... )

Today is a wonderful day in Mr Do! News! Brian, the game's former record-holder(stage 18) was bestest today by the young upstart, Kevin Franklin, as soared to level 20! Kevin Franklin is no longer second best at Mr Do! All Hail Kevin Franklin!!

Well, I went to the beach yesterday and it was fun, but that was mostly based on the company I had, because the beach itself was nothing but a cranky old man. The water was too cold, and though I tried many times to venture into it, it wasn't long before the painfully low temperature of the water forced my testicles inside my upper thigh. I still ( Read more... )

I am in Chesapeake right now, and being in Chesapeake makes me feel like a highschool senior, so this morning, while waiting to go to THE BEACH, I queued up some choice trax to play at high volume whilst cooking breakfast. Jammalamma hardy to 96 tears, ? and the mysterians, which sounds pretty great but would sound even better if Albert Ayler was ( Read more... )

There's really no need for me to be modest: I am one of the greatest cartoonists of the Modern Era, hereafter noted by an ME. Though my works of art are not framed, nor do they hang in famous galleries, nor can one find them anywhere but in the margins of my notes, they are the purest drawings produced in a long time. Here is a short list of my ( Read more... )

Today, I was riding the elevator in the library when a bout of insanity struck me. Three girls filed in, and it was apparent that they did not know each other, nor did I know them. We all were destined for the third floor, so, as the elevator started moving, I shouted, "Third floor, Ladies apparel and sportswear...Goinnnng Up!", you know, like an ( Read more... )

I had three distinct dreams last night that I remember very clearly ( Read more... )

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why don't you all do yourselves a favor and download Gene Clark's Tried So Hard. It's Kevin'x Trax Pix of 2006, not because it was released then but because i heard it then and it fucking rules. I burned the whole album to a cd, but I can't usually get past this song because I have to keep replaying it. If anything, you've heard Yo La Tengo's ( Read more... )