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[armywithcountry]

[Because Prussia is secretly a teenage girl, you can find him wandering about Mayfield in four different outfits today!

A. In the Christmas village, wearing the standard elf uniform.  He doesn't look too put out by the humiliating outfit, though, and has even made Bird a little hat to match.  Mostly, he just looks incredibly bored.  Bother bother

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A. - Okay I think I'm done editing this thing now.

[nopastaforyou]

[Don't ask why Austria's there...really. Also pay no mind to drone!Len* tugging at his sleeve.]

Come on, dad! There's still a ton of stuff to do here!

[Yep, he's just going to ignore her and start laughing on the inside.]

...Prussia...?

[armywithcountry]

[WELL FUCK the one guy he doesn't want seeing him like this. What are you even doing here, Austria, he's just going to pretend like he doesn't care at all about this situation.]

The fuck are you doing here? Get badgered into coming by your own drone kid? Entrance fee's twenty bucks! [N-no it isn't . . .]

[nopastaforyou]

Her mother insisted I bring her.

And I'm not paying that.

[armywithcountry]

Hahaha, you let a woman boss you around! How lame! [Oh Prussia, you have no right to be saying this ever]

And pay it or I'm kicking you out!

A.... and I might have to tag this twice. ^^;

[courting_glory]

You know, I had thought that fashion in this town was rather colorless. I think I'm ready to rescind that opinion.

Re: A.... and I might have to tag this twice. ^^;

[armywithcountry]

[NO FRITZ WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE PICKED ONE OF THE COOLER OPTIONS Prussia does not want his king to see his country like this!]

It's not like I wanted to wear this damn thing! Would have picked Prussian blue if I did . . .

A-anyway, what are you doing here, Fritz? This place is goddamn boring.

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[courting_glory]

[He shrugs.]

Curiosity, mostly. Christmas seems to have changed a lot in the last two centuries.

[armywithcountry]

Ugh, it becomes a lot more lame if this is what it turns into! Some village! Where's the beer? And the spiced wine? And the food? Christkindlesmarkt is way more awesome!

D..... Yeah, I couldn't resist. ^__^

[friendly_ghosts]

[There are noises downstairs. And it's not Christmas yet. Her first fear is that not!Daddy has gone crazy again. That was really scary. After waffling in indecisive fear for a few minutes, she begins creeping downstairs, ever so slowly.]

[armywithcountry]

[And he's just sneaking a sack under the Christmas tree. On second thought, he probably should have worn some kind of Santa costume for this, but . . . his pride couldn't take wearing two of those in one day, man.]

[friendly_ghosts]

[Before that late night encounter with Tibenoch's other personality, she would have just walked right in to see who it was. Now she's inching her way slowly around the corner, trying to get a peek. And hoping the floorboards don't squeak.....

So of course one of them does.]

[armywithcountry]

[And Prussia's finely-honed soldier senses cause him to instantly whirl around at that squeak, hand going to his sword's hilt before he realizes who it is and oh crap, why aren't you in bed yet, Mindy.

There's the briefest pause before he dives behind the Christmas tree, trying to hide behind it there is no way this plan will fail]

B!!!

[kol_shevik]

[On his way home after liberating a sack of potatoes from the store. Also following you.

A little closely.]

[armywithcountry]

[Oh, what's this, the sun has suddenly gone out and there's an ominous feeling in the air. Or maybe that's just Russia's breath down his neck. Either way, the puppies are suddenly growling and baring their teeth . . . hahaha no, they're wagging their tails as happily as always. Best guarddogs ever.]

. . . get any closer and I will gut you with a puppy, don't think I won't!

[kol_shevik]

[BREATHING HEAVILY. Also giggling in the manliest way possible.]

Ah, Russia is very scared! They are being very vicious and big!

[armywithcountry]

[SQUEEZES THE PUPPIES HAPPILY what is sarcasm.]

Aren't they? The most vicious! And you should be scared! Only reason they haven't attacked you yet is because giving them treats is bad for discipline! [HAHAHA THIS IS SUCH A LIE Prussia spoils his dogs like none other]

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[perfectvoice]

ACK!

[She successfully dodges, and less successfully lands in the snow.]

WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!

[armywithcountry]

[He turns around and brakes, eying her curiously.]

There sure are a lot of people diving into the snow today. Is there something I'm missing?

[perfectvoice]

You're too fast!

[Fear the ire of the Vocaloid that just ate snow.]

[armywithcountry]

No such thing! Could probably go even faster if you want!

[Sorry, there is NO FEAR here, just idiocy]