Only 5 days until I leave for Singapore. I'm really very excited. So much I have to remember to bring. I found a book I'd like to read. It's the story of the Batavia (the ship that was wrecked off the shore of Western Australia and was on display in Fremantle). I've got plans for the few days before as well, so I'll have to start packing soon. ( Read more... )

The best kind of holidays are the ones where I can lose track of the time, eat hot apple pie with cold icecream, wear a bikini and feel sexy, lay in the shade and watch the leaves of a tree move in the wind, watch a sunset, catch up on all the little projects I started during the year, clear out my room, organise parties, etc. Summer is the balmy ( Read more... )

"Yes, I regularly pour boiling water over my genitals to keep up the excitement in our relationship. I've been planning this one for months ( Read more... )

I had an entry, but then I decided to get drunk on cheap wine. Oh well.

"I have super glue in my beard."

"I don't think there was ever a time in my life before tonight where I was more mesmerized by wiggling ass."

"Burlesque shows for the win."

"*angst*
*gloom*
*hiss*
*meh*
*whine*
*mope*"

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I'd just like to point out to all those on my friends list who are aquainted with FLEM! (or even those that aren't, go have a look. It's fuckin' fantastic) that there is a donation drive happening. If you donate $5 or more and provide your details in the paypal transaction you'll receive a 9" x 12" glossy print. There's an article on what's been ( Read more... )

*Whines* I am completely and utterly addicted to Naruto. I'm up to episode 34 and it's been downloaded, but it's unwatchable! I need it!

I WANT TO WATCH NARUTO! :'(

EDIT: Urgh. Even episode 35 is unwatchable. I am very, very sad.

OMG. That's so scary. Even more scary is the fact that people post comments saying she's sexy! Urgh!

Also scary, is how skinny this girl is in the first photo.

This is such a cool style:

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( Um, lots of photos. (sorry to those with dial-up) )

"...We like naked women, stockings, lesbians and Sean Connery best as James bond, because that's what being a boy is."

I found this website of editorials written by a black guy who was teaching English to kids in Japan. It's scary stuff, but it's absolutely hilarious. You can find it here. Not found in that particular section is a page about ( Read more... )