Mon, 15:44: I keep getting scam/spam texts. So I started responding with dick pics. Not actual penis pics, but Dick Van Dyke, Cavett and such. ... I'm going to fuck with these assholes, not getting banned for them. :p
Sat, 16:14: Me at work: You all need to be adults and be professional whenever you're here. Also me at work: *muffled guitar riffs play in the background* https://t.co/lNc6CsD97g
Thu, 16:36: Rightfully pissed on what happened in DC yesterday, but my worry is a bit more concerning. Now it's not what Trump has done that has me worried, it's if he has anything else up his sleeve he could still use.
Fri, 09:41: New Year's thoughts, in old Good/Bad/Ugly style: The Good: The 2010s sucked, 2020 was the bonus level. The Bad: That was the 2020s, part one. The Ugly: Someone called in a favor to a god, asked for 20 to suck... and was misinterpreted as meaning the first two digits.
Thu, 22:29: To all I wish a Merry Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule/whatever you celebrate. The only gift I can give to everyone is the gentle reminder that this whole shitstorm of a year ends in about a week.
Tue, 06:00: Election day: Where your vote may or may not matter and is either for or against country and its citizens, depending on what others say on how you voted.