Topic: Write about your father.

[argentumlingua]

My father is a charming, witty, friendly and kind man. He is thoughtful and cheerful, he never has a cross word to say to anyone, and he is warm and affectionate to his family. He is selfless in his devotion to his wife, my mother, and to me, his son. He never has raised his voice in anger towards us, and has never said anything harsh or derogatory

Comments

[scarred_lion]

Your father deserves to rot in Azkaban.

[shaman_x]

And be hit everyday with fish!

[scarred_lion]

Big, smelly rotting fish.

[shaman_x]

Yeah! And, right, he should be made to hit himself until there's no more fish left, and then he should be given another fish and start all over again.

[rogersmith_bigo]

I'm glad you explained the last. I was worried something was quite wrong. As the very loud drunk young man said, he deserves his current fate.

[argentumlingua]

*long suffering sigh* Which very loud drunk young man, my husband or my ex boyfriend, or both?

[shaman_x]

Oi! I'm not drunk!

[argentumlingua]

Yet.

[purebloodgirl]

You had me going there for a moment, Draco. I was going to suggest you pop in to see Pomfrey because you were clearly delusional.

[argentumlingua]

*grins* Oh, no, Father is...well, nothing particularly nice.