Topic: Write about your father.

[argentumlingua]

My father is a charming, witty, friendly and kind man. He is thoughtful and cheerful, he never has a cross word to say to anyone, and he is warm and affectionate to his family. He is selfless in his devotion to his wife, my mother, and to me, his son. He never has raised his voice in anger towards us, and has never said anything harsh or derogatory

Comments

[scarred_lion]

Your father deserves to rot in Azkaban.

[shaman_x]

And be hit everyday with fish!

[scarred_lion]

Big, smelly rotting fish.

[shaman_x]

Yeah! And, right, he should be made to hit himself until there's no more fish left, and then he should be given another fish and start all over again.

[scarred_lion]

*Harry laughs.* I'd pay good money to see that!

[shaman_x]

You know, come to think of it, lots of people would.

Hmmmm...

[scarred_lion]

So, think we should set up a booth and let people pay to watch him do it? We could always send the money to poor Muggle orphans - a cause near and dear to his heart.

[shaman_x]

Ooh! A plan!

[scarred_lion]

It's all for a good cause!

[shaman_x]

Hooray for charity! Hooray for fish!

[scarred_lion]

Big smelly fish!

[shaman_x]

The biggest and the smelliest!

[scarred_lion]

Definitely. Although I'll definitely be doing a bubble-head charm while we get those.

[shaman_x]

That would be easier than my plan of hiring people to follow me around with fans.

[scarred_lion]

I could cast one on you, too. That way we'd both be able to breathe and we wouldn't have to hire anyone else.

[shaman_x]

Frugal AND efficient!