The universe is just too damn cruel sometimes.

Right on cue, nameless terrorist threat that we should all be very terrified of and remember who has protected us all these years since 9/11.

Gee, wonder

why?

Follow-up to my last post:

It gets better.

I'm not exaggerating (and I'm certainly not being sexist) when I say that Sarah Palin makes George W. Bush look like a goddamned genius.

The Secret Service has nothing on these guys. God bless these brave souls.

Bush lied about virtually everything. McCain, it would seem, promises not to do that; to bring much-needed change to Washington. No, he will not lie about virtually everything, he will lie about literally everything.

Not gonna lie - when Nastia Liukin was struggling to control the tears after winning the gold last night, it got a little dusty around the Rettberg house.

Finally: Proof that Obama is a secret Muslim masquerading as one of "us" to further some diabolical scheme that will surely blah blah blah

Holy smokes - Bernie Mac is dead. I always thought he was funny as hell in whatever he was doing, and his show did a wonderful job of being hilarious and charming simultaneously. Why are the comedians I enjoy dropping like flies lately?

Well, I'd definitely like to thank the Cubs for this week's early birthday present.