This is genuinely hilarious

[arekuru]

How crazy have politics gotten in this country? "True Conservatives" have decided Fox News is too liberal. Yes, liberal. They're switching to CNN for more balanced information.

This Republican primary season is amazingIn other news, the Vice President (and soon to be President) of China is visiting Iowa this week! Human rights and all that aside (

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[yoshikochan]

Yes, I am amazed by the republican primary. Still not sure whose gonna win!

Will it be anti-gay, anti-women Santorum?

Anti-Mexicans, anti-black, and also anti-gay and anti-women Gingrich (who's great at golf)?

Or anti-poor people, and probably also anti-gay because he's Mormon, billionaire Romney?

Can't wait till the next major caucuses. :P

[arekuru]

Iowa is always exciting! We also have wrestling news going on right now: our very first female to win a match, and possibly a medal, at the state tournament, which is a very big deal out here. Let me know if you ever want to visit. I can give you references that I do a great tour.

Ah, but Arizona is not last! It's coming up quite soon, actually - on the 28th. But you're right that it's largely being written off (right now; who knows with this political season) because of the extremists currently in charge. Mitt Romney's not (currently) planning to contest it.