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[rollingroyalty]

[This pretty pretty Princess does not look amused.

Possibly because said princess is really a man in a pretty dress, casually munching on a bowl of peas. He actually hates peas, but the irony of this couldn't be left alone]

I object. This is unsuitable for a Lord. [He sets the bowl aside with a grimace--ugh peas god gross healthy eating ew--and

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[soulofaginger]

[And oh, look who's giving you one of his trademark glares despite kinda sorta being glad to see you. And he's fully garbed as a pirate, not that he seems to care...]

Got a problem with me, brat? Where are you?

[rollingroyalty]

[W H O O P S]

Problem? Me? Mope. No problem here. Who said anything about a problem? I didn't say it was a problem.

[And then he sees the outfit.

And begins to laugh; IF HE DIES IT IS SO WORTH IT] What are you wearing!?

[soulofaginger]

[Oh he SOOOO doesn't believe you Lampo. Not at all.]

Sure as hell sounds like ya did. Not keepin' secrets from the rest of the Vongola are you?

[And laughter. Admittedly better then Lampo's whining and sobbing... but not at his expense.]

Not a dress princess. You didn't answer my question. Where are you?

[rollingroyalty]

[YOU SHOULD because clearly Lampo is the beacon of all that is Good and truthful in the universe.]

Why would I do that?

[Lampo straightens up, smoothing out the dress and putting his hands on his hips, adopting a haughty pose] You're just jealous. I make this look awesome; it looks better on me then your stupid outfit.

[it's easy to be an obnoxious little shit when you have a communicator between you and the other person.

He heaves a sigh, as if G has just forced him to undertake some great and terrible task that requires SO MUCH ENERGY AND EFFORT] I don't know! A house! Uh. [he grabs up the paper and frowns at it] Lilac district. Does that help?

[femininetomboy]

[ Huh? This person knew G... and asked for the Fairy Godmother, too... which was Yukito. So basically it's a stranger talking about her two closest contacts... Madoka has to respond to this ]

What's wrong with G? And I'm sorry, but as it appears the Fairy Godmother is a man right now. He's really nice though. What do you need of him?

[rollingroyalty]

What's not wrong with G? He's rude and beats me up all the time. For no reason! He's mean and awful and not a gentleman at all. I wouldn't get too mixed up with him if I were you.

[Look how pitiful he looks how could anyone harm this handsome, adorable face? HOW I ASK YOU]

...Eh? A man? You've gotta be joking... [DOOM AND GLOOM. He's so disappointed]

[femininetomboy]

[ Waitwaitwaitwait. G? Sure, he's shady and all, but also a really nice person... or at least Madoka thinks so anyway ]

He does what?

[rollingroyalty]

What, you didn't know?

I've got tons of bruises from him! I'm a Lord, you'd think he'd have more respect then that.

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[aailes]

You look a lot like someone I've never met, you know~.

[What is sense, Byakuran doesn't know how to make it.]

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[rollingroyalty]

[uh.]

Thanks. I think?

You look like someone I should know...and then forgot. [That happens sometimes.]

...Do you have pants? I really need some.

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[aailes]

I think it's a similar feeling~. Say, do you like cow print~? That could be it~.

[Fufufufu- Byakuran knows exactly who you are, Lampo. Some things you just don't forget when you remember your future getting his ass kicked.]

I have pants, yes~.

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[rollingroyalty]

[Twitch] Nope. Hate cows. Don't even eat meat at all. [That's a lie]

...I don't think I want in your pants that badly. [Wait what did he just say]

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[passed_torch]

Lampo! [Pay no attention to the funny white robes that sure as HELL aren't anything he would've worn.] It's good to see you again. [Sure, some part of his mind knows that you're going to give him migraines later, but that's unimportant right now. It's been a hundred some years since he saw most of his people. He'll care about herding them later.]

Ugetsu and G are here, I'm living with them - I haven't heard about anyone else yet. Where are you?

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[rollingroyalty]

Boss! [He perks up, like a puppy who's just found their master]

How come you're not living with me? [WHY IS HE SEPARATED FROM YOU omg so not fair. why is his life so hard]

I--uh. Oh. I'm in Lilac District. Unit, uh... 5. [He's picking at his dress, eying Giotto's outfit] What are you wearing?

[Video] ackphfh. Apologies, our ISP needs to be burned.

[passed_torch]

[Awwww! Yeah, so not thinking about the headaches yet.]

I don't know how the living arrangements get made... but we're at least next door to each other. [And he's being good and not commenting on the dress, either, although he blinks as he remembers what HE'S wearing, which he glances down at, just as confused as you, still.]

I ... think they're Chinese robes.

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[rollingroyalty]

We are? [he cheers up] Great! That means I can visit all the time!

[like you know. sneak into your room when he has a nightmare. steal your food. That sort of thing]

...Better then a dress. [HE IS SO BITTER ABOUT THESE CLOTHES]

[childoftherigs]

[This one looks nothing like a princess, but she does seem quite amused.]

Well, looks like them as is in charge thought you'd make a better Princess, your majesty. Missing your trousers?

[She might be able to do something about that though]

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[rollingroyalty]

[excuse you he is totally the most dainty and beautiful of princesses. except totally not

Though he could def. get used to 'your majesty'] Yeah, well. Pants would make the whole world a much better place right now.

As much as I make this look good, I look better in proper clothes.

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[childoftherigs]

[She's seen trollkin that make prettier and daintier princesses than you, thank you very much]

I might be able to help you out a bit with your trousers. Seein' as you're new and all. Ma always told me to help out a lady in need.

[No she didn't, Kesley is just messing around with him some more]

[rollingroyalty]

[O-ouch.]

I'm not-- [He puffs his cheeks out, the epitome of maturity here and huffs] Knock it off! This is embarrassing enough!