001, Video; Action for housemate

[rollingroyalty]

[This pretty pretty Princess does not look amused.

Possibly because said princess is really a man in a pretty dress, casually munching on a bowl of peas. He actually hates peas, but the irony of this couldn't be left alone]

I object. This is unsuitable for a Lord. [He sets the bowl aside with a grimace--ugh peas god gross healthy eating ew--and

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[soulofaginger]

[And oh, look who's giving you one of his trademark glares despite kinda sorta being glad to see you. And he's fully garbed as a pirate, not that he seems to care...]

Got a problem with me, brat? Where are you?

[rollingroyalty]

[W H O O P S]

Problem? Me? Mope. No problem here. Who said anything about a problem? I didn't say it was a problem.

[And then he sees the outfit.

And begins to laugh; IF HE DIES IT IS SO WORTH IT] What are you wearing!?

[soulofaginger]

[Oh he SOOOO doesn't believe you Lampo. Not at all.]

Sure as hell sounds like ya did. Not keepin' secrets from the rest of the Vongola are you?

[And laughter. Admittedly better then Lampo's whining and sobbing... but not at his expense.]

Not a dress princess. You didn't answer my question. Where are you?

[rollingroyalty]

[YOU SHOULD because clearly Lampo is the beacon of all that is Good and truthful in the universe.]

Why would I do that?

[Lampo straightens up, smoothing out the dress and putting his hands on his hips, adopting a haughty pose] You're just jealous. I make this look awesome; it looks better on me then your stupid outfit.

[it's easy to be an obnoxious little shit when you have a communicator between you and the other person.

He heaves a sigh, as if G has just forced him to undertake some great and terrible task that requires SO MUCH ENERGY AND EFFORT] I don't know! A house! Uh. [he grabs up the paper and frowns at it] Lilac district. Does that help?

[soulofaginger]

[Alright now it's G's turn to laugh. Really Lampo? You're actually posing in that? Proudly?]

Right, all you need are a pair of tits and you could definitely pull off a woman. God knows you cry like one.

[And he get's up, at least the brat wasn't too far away.]

Give me a friggin' house number, princess. Don't make me have to search for you.

[Don't make him have to waste his time looking for you Lampo... bad things will happen.]

[rollingroyalty]

[He tears up, BUT HE WON'T CRY THIS TIME. He just puffs his chest out and scowls] Stop calling me 'princess'! I'm a Lord.

This just proves I can make everything work. [But he'd really like some pants kthx.

At the demand for a house number, he simply crosses his arms over his chest and turns his nose up. N O P E] Not until you apologize.

[soulofaginger]

I'll call you lord when you start acting like you've actually got something between your legs.

[G started packing away his pistols into his pants, along with a big fancy sword... that he's got NO CLUE how to use. But hey it looks threatening.]

You got until I count to five to tell me where you are before I hunt you down.

[And he gets up and starts moving... at least they were in the same district...]

One.... Two....

[rollingroyalty]

[He grits his teeth and can't think of anything to say back that wouldn't just be 'OH FUCK YOU' and ragequit.]

You're going to end up hitting me either way! If I don't tell you it just means putting it off a little longer!

[soulofaginger]

[and he's now outside looking at all the wonderful little apartments and thinking about which one to try first... Lampo did say something about the fairy godmother... he knew where that one was staying...]

Three...

[rollingroyalty]

[PANIC]

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO KILL ME, I'LL TELL THE BOSS!

[soulofaginger]

[Oh and there's the house! He can hear your wailing from outside, 'scuse him for just kicking in your door.]

FIVE!

[fuck four]

[Now he's just going to SAUNTER on over to Lampo... and then just LOOM over him, arms crossed, looking displeased... but making no move to beat the tar out of him yet.]

[rollingroyalty]

YOU SKIPPED 'FOUR'!!!

[he shrieks and turns to face G, eyes wide and wet with unshed tears.]

............

[He squeaks and turns to run

[soulofaginger]

[He lets out a huffy little sigh and shakes his head a bit]

Hey, kid...

[and he just places his hand on Lampo's head... in a very not-violent... maybe even... kind of friendly gesture.

After all how long has it been since the Primo's guardians were alive and walking about? Maybe somewhere very deep down, he was kind of glad to see that the kid was alright.

and Hey he doesn't even look all that angry at the moment...]

[Or this could just be the calm before the storm]

[rollingroyalty]

[He flinches, then sniffles, peering through his arms at the older man.

Slowly, very slowly, he lowers his arms and blinks at G, curious and more than a little suspicious by the friendly gesture]

Uh...? [The silence stretches on, before the corner of Lampo's mouth twitches into a little smile. Because yeah, he's kind of glad about this too. It's almost like old times, right?]

[soulofaginger]

[Small problem Lampo- now he's go ahold of your hair.]

[Yeah that's enough sentimentality for the month. This is G now pulling Lampo into a headlock by his hair and giving him the hardest damn noogie he can, sneering all the while. This was almost therapeutic.]

You really think you can go on with holding information from me and go pesterin' Primo with all your stupid ass problems y'little shit?!

[Yup. Just like old times.]

[rollingroyalty]

[SCREAMING AND CRYING AND FLAILING]

KNOCK IT OFF THAT HURTS YOU'RE RUINING MY HAIR! STOP IITTTTTT!

[clearly 19 years old and an adult. Yep.]