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[arcadiamovement]

Products:
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Comments

[sees_the_sea]

I DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID JOB ANYWAY FUCK YOU

[misplacedspirit]

Hm. Too bad I'm not past college, yet. Then again, I don't know if I could handle a second job on top of the cafe.

[themotherspride]

I'll give you more hours if you tuck and wear a shorter skirt.