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Products:
Arcadia Movement Inc. is proud to announce the following products:
Oil-Free Oil, capable of running cars indefinitely.
Momentum Energy, a clean renewable source.
Dry Water, all the benefits of water without the mess
Wet Fire, fire that won't burn you.
Regret Free Sex, Sex you don't need to worry about.
Friction-Free, the anti-friction spray
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News:
Due to certain terrorist attacks in the last few months, the Arcadia Movement, along with Domino and the Japanese Diet are sad announce that the Momentum Reactor will take several weeks to months to repair and renovate, along with removing 4 kill switches that have been deemed impractical. Estimated start up time, late 2009 to early 2011.
As well, with the terrorist demolition of the Arcadia Movement headquarters, our US branch's HQ will be flown to Domino by Helicopter.
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Hiring:
Also the following positions are open and are sought to be filled, after that rather horrible terrorist attack on the Arcadia Movement's HQ:
Secretary to Mr. Jones
Females preferred. As Mr. Ron Chen Jones is extremely busy and deals with multiple multi-national contracts and deals a day, he is in need of an assistant to keep his work potential up to its maximum output theoretical.
Duties:
* Maintain and manage a diverse network of associates and employees to keep Mr. Jones accessible.
* Plan, coordinate, and execute Mr. Jones' work as issued.
* Work closely with internal and external personnel to proactively identify and recommend business building initiatives within the marketplace.
* Maintain strong knowledge of the Arcadia Movement's divisions and their mission statements and product lines.
* Have information on hand as needed.
* Additional duties as assigned
Knowledge, Skills and Abilities:
* Results oriented, including strong assistant abilities, decision making and analytical skills.
* Excellent interpersonal, communication (verbal and written) and presentation skills.
* Ability to perform duties under minimal supervision while exercising discretion and independent judgment
* Strong organizational skills and the ability to handle multiple projects with an attention to detail
* Resourceful problem solver
* Good sandwich and Lemonade making skills.
* Full knowledge of classical sculpting and painting
* Willingness to travel extensively internationally
* Must have strong working knowledge of MS Word, MS Excel, Power Point and web-based applications.
Experience/Education:
* Bachelor's degree recommended.
* Martial Arts training recommended.
* Not Isabel Marias in disguise.
Head of Marketing
With the untimely murders of several staff, there are open positions such as Advertising, and the Arcadia Movement wishes to usher in a brighter tomorrow for everyone. But to do this, we need people who can objectively bring our statements and plans to the public.
Duties:
* Collaborates with the company teams on marketing activities as well as event/trade show promotions.
* Writes sell sheets, web copy, print ads and manages web site updates.
* Assures that advertising is booked, deadlines are met and proof and performance is provided.
* Tabulates marketing research recieved at events.
* Analyzes marketing research, gathered from events, and presents findings to management.
* Other marketing-related duties, as assigned.
Expected Experience and Education:
* 4-6 years of multi-platform marketing experience with an emphasis on marketing plan implementation for entertainment brands
* BA in Business Administration or Marketing
* A high level of detail orientation
* Analytical and critical thinking skills
* Professional, with exceptional interpersonal skills
* Ability to multi-task
* Negotiation skills
Hair Dresser
Duties:
* Hairdressing
Experience/Education:
* Hair Dressing expertise.
* Bonuses will be awarded if you are also interviewing as Mr. Jones' secretary.
* Not Isabel Marias in disguise.
Head of Research and Development
Arcadia Movement, like any mega corp, has products that need to be developed and tested, but it needs its lab teams working together efficiently.
Duties:
* Coordinate teams of both scientifically inclined employees and marketing experts.
* Explain clearly what your projects are doing and their value to Management.
* Test and thoroughly rework products.
* Explore the unknown.
* Keep up with key scientific trends.
* Synergistic unity of all departments efficiently done to meet deadlines.
* Feed the meat blob.
Knowledge, Skills and Abilities:
* Scientific prowess
* Interpersonal skills
* Leadership skills
* Team go getter
* Efficiency with Web Applications, MS Word, MS Excel, and Power Point.
* Goods communication skills with meat blobs.
* Will not date fellow employees without a hazard suit.
* Remembers passwords.
Education/Experience:
* Masters in both basic sciences and business.
* Experience in R&D for 3-4 years.
* Knows how to wear a lab coat.
Please send in Resumes to arkmovhr@arkmov.com. Dental and Medical insurance fully covered, vacation days limited. Minimum salary per year is 30,000,000 Yen gross.
Arcadia Movement Inc. is proud to announce the following products:
Oil-Free Oil, capable of running cars indefinitely.
Momentum Energy, a clean renewable source.
Dry Water, all the benefits of water without the mess
Wet Fire, fire that won't burn you.
Regret Free Sex, Sex you don't need to worry about.
Friction-Free, the anti-friction spray
=============
News:
Due to certain terrorist attacks in the last few months, the Arcadia Movement, along with Domino and the Japanese Diet are sad announce that the Momentum Reactor will take several weeks to months to repair and renovate, along with removing 4 kill switches that have been deemed impractical. Estimated start up time, late 2009 to early 2011.
As well, with the terrorist demolition of the Arcadia Movement headquarters, our US branch's HQ will be flown to Domino by Helicopter.
=============
Hiring:
Also the following positions are open and are sought to be filled, after that rather horrible terrorist attack on the Arcadia Movement's HQ:
Secretary to Mr. Jones
Females preferred. As Mr. Ron Chen Jones is extremely busy and deals with multiple multi-national contracts and deals a day, he is in need of an assistant to keep his work potential up to its maximum output theoretical.
Duties:
* Maintain and manage a diverse network of associates and employees to keep Mr. Jones accessible.
* Plan, coordinate, and execute Mr. Jones' work as issued.
* Work closely with internal and external personnel to proactively identify and recommend business building initiatives within the marketplace.
* Maintain strong knowledge of the Arcadia Movement's divisions and their mission statements and product lines.
* Have information on hand as needed.
* Additional duties as assigned
Knowledge, Skills and Abilities:
* Results oriented, including strong assistant abilities, decision making and analytical skills.
* Excellent interpersonal, communication (verbal and written) and presentation skills.
* Ability to perform duties under minimal supervision while exercising discretion and independent judgment
* Strong organizational skills and the ability to handle multiple projects with an attention to detail
* Resourceful problem solver
* Good sandwich and Lemonade making skills.
* Full knowledge of classical sculpting and painting
* Willingness to travel extensively internationally
* Must have strong working knowledge of MS Word, MS Excel, Power Point and web-based applications.
Experience/Education:
* Bachelor's degree recommended.
* Martial Arts training recommended.
* Not Isabel Marias in disguise.
Head of Marketing
With the untimely murders of several staff, there are open positions such as Advertising, and the Arcadia Movement wishes to usher in a brighter tomorrow for everyone. But to do this, we need people who can objectively bring our statements and plans to the public.
Duties:
* Collaborates with the company teams on marketing activities as well as event/trade show promotions.
* Writes sell sheets, web copy, print ads and manages web site updates.
* Assures that advertising is booked, deadlines are met and proof and performance is provided.
* Tabulates marketing research recieved at events.
* Analyzes marketing research, gathered from events, and presents findings to management.
* Other marketing-related duties, as assigned.
Expected Experience and Education:
* 4-6 years of multi-platform marketing experience with an emphasis on marketing plan implementation for entertainment brands
* BA in Business Administration or Marketing
* A high level of detail orientation
* Analytical and critical thinking skills
* Professional, with exceptional interpersonal skills
* Ability to multi-task
* Negotiation skills
Hair Dresser
Duties:
* Hairdressing
Experience/Education:
* Hair Dressing expertise.
* Bonuses will be awarded if you are also interviewing as Mr. Jones' secretary.
* Not Isabel Marias in disguise.
Head of Research and Development
Arcadia Movement, like any mega corp, has products that need to be developed and tested, but it needs its lab teams working together efficiently.
Duties:
* Coordinate teams of both scientifically inclined employees and marketing experts.
* Explain clearly what your projects are doing and their value to Management.
* Test and thoroughly rework products.
* Explore the unknown.
* Keep up with key scientific trends.
* Synergistic unity of all departments efficiently done to meet deadlines.
* Feed the meat blob.
Knowledge, Skills and Abilities:
* Scientific prowess
* Interpersonal skills
* Leadership skills
* Team go getter
* Efficiency with Web Applications, MS Word, MS Excel, and Power Point.
* Goods communication skills with meat blobs.
* Will not date fellow employees without a hazard suit.
* Remembers passwords.
Education/Experience:
* Masters in both basic sciences and business.
* Experience in R&D for 3-4 years.
* Knows how to wear a lab coat.
Please send in Resumes to arkmovhr@arkmov.com. Dental and Medical insurance fully covered, vacation days limited. Minimum salary per year is 30,000,000 Yen gross.