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[ararararagi]

So. The ocean.

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WHY AM I STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN?!?!?!?!AND WHY ARE THERE VULTURES CIRCLING?! Are vultures native to the ocean? I thought that was only seagulls! (Not that I want them eating me, either, but...) Ahhh-! there's one at the edge of the raft! What do I do? Throw water at it

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[makesyoucoffee]

A-are you okay?!?!

[ararararagi]

I am now. So please don't be distressed.

I'm Araragi, by the way.

[makesyoucoffee]

((ooc: He's kinda JUST A LITTLE BIT disturbed by that icon.))

.....I-I'm Lithuania.

[ararararagi]

You're Lithuanian? I... kind of suck at geography. Where is that?

[serving_love]

...

[ararararagi]

What?

[serving_love]

I'm not feeling that hairstyle on you.

[ararararagi]

My hair is fine. What are you, an overachieving hair stylist?

[bakudan_shounen]

YOU DON'T HAVE TO FUCKING YELL!!!!

[ararararagi]

I was trying to get someone's attention. Not that it worked.

[bakudan_shounen]

You could always call them out specifically. That tends to work better.

[ararararagi]

Said the person who made his first comment all in capitals.

Besides, I didn't know anyone! Who was I supposed to call out for? Buddha? Jesus? Obama?

[inyourf_ace]

Sea vulutures? That sounds bad. How'd that happen?

[ararararagi]

... Why do people ask me things like I know what's going on? All I know is I was taking a nap in the library and ended up in a raft in the middle of nowhere with vultures circling. No one prepared me for it! Not even with a small brochure.

I would have even settled for a one-page pamphlet.

[inyourf_ace]

Which library? Maybe you were on a book that cursed you to teleport or something. Grand Line is crazy about that.

Where are you from?

[ararararagi]

The school library. I was reading about dolphins.

Japan. Ever heard of it?

[ararararagi]

So people keep telling me.

[ararararagi]

What makes crews so important?